11/01/2026
Hi friends. It’s me, Topanga ♥️
Well, Topangatober is over.
Mom says we have to go back to normal now.
I’m not sure which parts she means. I thought the cards and presents and everyone telling me how much they love me were becoming a nice routine.
I had finally gotten used to having a birthday month, and now apparently I have to wait until I’m TWO to do it again.
That feels like something somebody should have explained at the beginning.
As Director of Birthday Operations, I should have been included in that conversation.
I asked Mom what we’re doing in November.
Apparently, we’re raising a stinky bottle baby.
Her name is Josie.
Mom thought she might take a little break from fostering, but then she saw Josie’s picture.
I understand. Mom has shown it to me, and she does have a very small face.
So now there are tiny bottles again, and Mom is saying, “Oh, sweetheart,” in the other room.
I always listen in case she means me.
So far, she mostly means Josie.
I haven’t gotten to meet her yet because she has to stay separate for a two-week quarantine.
This is my least favorite part of getting a new foster.
I know there’s a kitten in there. Mom knows I know there’s a kitten in there. And yet we’re all supposed to go about our day with a door between us.
Mom says it helps keep everybody healthy.
Okay.
But as Head of New Baby Welcoming, I’m finding it difficult to perform my duties from the hallway.
So far, my duties are sitting outside the door and looking up whenever Mom touches the handle.
I’m very reliable.
I would like Josie to know I’m out here.
She arrived right after my birthday month, so she’s missed quite a bit. She doesn’t know about my cards or my party or that so many people love a little cat they’ve never met.
I didn’t know that could happen either, until it happened to me.
I hope someday she gets to find out.
Right now, she just needs her bottle and her blankets and Mom telling her she’s safe.
Mom says that was me once.
A tiny girl who needed somebody to take her home.
Now I’ve had a whole month of people celebrating that I’m here.
That’s a lot for one little banana to think about.
So thank you for my Topangatober, friends. For every card, every present, and every time you took a minute to tell me you love me.
Mom read me so many of your messages.
I hope you’ll stick around for November, too.
There’s a little girl in the other room I’d like to introduce you to.
As soon as Mom lets me introduce myself.
Love,
Topanga Banana Frank
Currently Working From the Hallway 💛🍌