08/26/2026
🚨 IMPORTANT BUSINESS ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE CEO 🚨
My mama got a new phone because apparently the old one forgot how to be a PHONE. 😂
If you contacted us in the last couple of days and didn’t get a response, please don’t think we were ignoring you! The phone was out here playing games, missing calls, hiding texts, doing the absolute MOST. 🙄
BUT WE’RE BACK! 🎉
📱 New phone
📞 Same number
💬 Texts are working
🐾 Calls are working
💅🏽 CEO is back at her desk
Thank you for your patience while Mama handled her technical difficulties. Now please hold all questions until after my nap. 😂🐶