05/20/2026
💩 DID YOU KNOW?
Archaeologists once discovered ancient human f***l matter weighing nearly 3 pounds… and researchers were able to analyze it to determine what the person ate before producing it.
Which is fascinating.
But unfortunately… your dog’s p**p from 2023 still isn’t historically significant.
Neither is the specimen from yesterday.
Or the one hiding behind the lawn chair.
Sorry to break it to you.
Thankfully, the P**per Scoopers - Yakima excavation team is standing by. 🟧
📅 Weekly, bi-weekly, and one-time cleanups available.
📩 Message us today and reclaim your backyard before it becomes a protected historical site.
We Scoop The P**p!
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