Roy’s Dog Custody Battle and Rural DoorDash

03/23/2026

Still no Ambular Alert 🚨. This is Roy’s dog; she was taken and is currently missing and endangered. Please share. She is a good girl. She was taken illegally out of my yard in Garvin County while she was outside using the bathroom. They are involved in the kidnapping. She was last seen being loaded into a vehicle with two people who believe this is a normal thing to do.

She could be in the Haskell County area, possibly traveling, possibly being used as emotional support for a cross-country mission that does not involve gas money. I am asking everyone to share this. There has still been no official alert posted for my dog. This is my dog; if you see her, she may be in Stigler, Fort Smith, Washington D.C. en route, or surrounding states depending on how far the situation has escalated.

Please share this and get this information out as soon as possible so that my dog can be safely located and returned. If you have any information, contact me directly. This will be worked on by the Internal Revenue Service Criminal Investigation Division and federal auditors. DO NOT COMMENT UNLESS IT IS AN UPDATE. I have enough going on and do not need to explain why someone would take a dog out of a yard like this.

This will be addressed.

03/22/2026

I did my time. Let’s all band together to save Brandt!

03/18/2026

03/18/2026

The truth behind the scenes.

On Facebook live she might be talking about suing and the FBI investigating, but she is hiding out with no running water threatening me with a baseball bat and saying she’s going to assault me.

03/18/2026

03/18/2026

03/18/2026

I wasn’t gonna do this.

But at some point you gotta tell your side when your name is getting dragged through every phone contact, every family member, every person you ever sat next to at a Sonic.

I tried. God knows I tried. FOUR times I went back. Four. Not once. Not twice. FOUR.

I brought food.
I brought water.
I brought pop.
I gave rides.
Left the electric on.

All while being told to get the F gone. But I’m the bad guy. Yeah. Okay. And now I’m being told I beat her? That I abandoned her? No.

I left because at some point a man has to recognize when he’s not in a relationship…he’s in a full-scale international conflict.

She looked me dead in my face and said: “You can call me World War 3 because I’m going to go after you like Trump did Iran.”

And I remember just standing there thinking…I came here with snacks and a gas tank. How did I end up in a war briefing? I thought I was doing good this time. I really did.

I told myself: “This one’s different. This one’s not on drugs.”

But I was wrong. Because everything else just substituted for that x10.

I should’ve known when I was on my fourth trip out there, loading up the car like a humanitarian aid mission, that maybe… just maybe… this wasn’t gonna end in a healthy resolution. And yeah. I took the dog. Because I don’t think anyone in their right mind leaves a dog in a situation with no income, no water, no transportation, and constant chaos.

That dog didn’t sign up for World War 3. I did. And I’m done. I’m done being the guy who shows up with good intentions and off brand potato chips and leaves with a woman with a baseball bat in my rearview mirror.

I’m done being the “bad guy” for walking away from something that was breaking me down piece by piece. I’m done trying to make sense of something that never made sense to begin with. I’m gonna get grandma to kick her out.

But at least this time I walked away.

And for anyone wondering how I’m feeling about all this…

I’ll just say this.

🎸
Every Megan Ashley Rose has its thorn…
Just like every late-night call turns into a storm…
Just like every ride I gave ends in war…
I should’ve left on try number four…
🎸

I don’t hate you.

But I’m done.

– Roy