Dog Crap Commandos

03/11/2026

https://a.co/d/0aiH1Yrc. I'll just leave this here.

This is a book of humorous stories from my past, that I have learned life lessons from. This book covers everything from stupid stunts to impress girls, to pranks that I have pulled and everything in between. This book is sure to make you laugh until you feel like you have completed an ab workout.

05/04/2025

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Legacy Renewed

Every stone tells a story. We honor those stories by gently and respectfully cleaning gravestones using the safest, industry-leading methods and products—never pressure washers, because every legacy deserves to shine!

04/19/2025

🐣💩 Hoppy Easter from Dog Crap Commandos! 💩🐣

This weekend, we’re trading p**p for Peeps and scoops for jelly beans! 🍬🐰 The Dog Crap Commandos are going off duty for the Easter weekend to spend time with family, hunt eggs (the chocolate kind, not the kind hidden in tall grass), and enjoy a brief break from the battlefield that is your backyard. 🎖️🌿

We’ll be back in full force next week, locked, loaded, and ready to wage war on whatever Fido left behind. 🪖💩

Until then, may your eggs be hidden well and your shoes stay miraculously clean. 🥚👟

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04/08/2025

Yes.....yes there is lol see yall Saturday for service.

04/06/2025

Chilly day but the Commandos were out in full force today clearing the way for clean shoes!

03/30/2025

03/30/2025

We have made it back from another Dog Crap Deployment 💩 another successful mission in the mines fields! All Clear!

03/23/2025

The little commandos suited up for a big mission this weekend and we are happy to announce the mission was a success, the minefield was cleared, and no casualties to report! Great Job Team!

02/24/2025

🚨 WANTED: One Sneaky Bandit 🚨

Someone swiped our Dog Crap Commandos promo car magnet! 🚗💨 Maybe they’re just huge fans of our work… or maybe they needed to cover up a mysterious dent. Either way, joke’s on them—we’re still out here, stealthy as ever, handling business (literally). 💩

So if you see an unmarked car and suddenly your yard is p**p-free, don’t be alarmed—it’s just us, the unsung heroes of dog doo removal. And if you spot our runaway magnet rolling around town, tell it we miss it. 🥲

02/22/2025

🚨💩 ATTENTION, DOG OWNERS! 💩🚨

Are you tired of dodging landmines in your own backyard? Sick of playing the world's worst game of "What Did I Just Step In?" 😱 Well, fear no more—Dog Crap Commandos is here to save your soles (and your nose)!

For just a small price, we’ll swoop in, scoop up, and leave your yard smelling fresher than a dog with a new bag of treats. 🍖🐶

💥 Why choose us?
✅ We handle the dirty work so you don’t have to!
✅ Your yard stays doo-ty free 🏡
✅ Your pup gets a cleaner play space!
✅ Your neighbors will stop giving you that "ugh, really?" look 👀

👯‍♂️ REFER A FRIEND & SAVE! 👯‍♂️
For every friend you send our way, you get a crappy discount (the best kind)! 💩💰

📲 Call us now or message us to get on our Turd Terminator schedule! Because life’s too short to spend it shoveling 💩.

02/21/2025

🚨 Attention Dog Owners from Cobleskill to Oneonta! 🚨

The temperatures are going to be rising next week, and guess what’s emerging from its frosty hiding spot? That’s right—the landmines your pup left all winter! 💩❄️

Don’t let your backyard turn into a p**pocalypse. Call Dog Crap Commandos—we’ll swoop in, scoop up, and save your shoes from a tragic fate.

Spring cleaning starts in your yard, and we’re ready for battle! 💪🐕💩

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Message now before your yard becomes a no-go zone!