03/11/2026
‼️WELCOME TO THE MANOR RET‼️
ICYMI: We’ve adopted Ret! The following was posted by his adoption counselor🖤:
✨ Sometimes the stars just align. ✨
It took several posts to find the right placement for Ret, but every once in a while the perfect home really does come along even for a hardened maligator criminal like this one.
No more running from the law in Tennessee.
🚨 FUGITIVE APPREHENDED — CASE CLOSED 🚨
After three months on the run in Tennessee, notorious outlaw Retiarius (aliases include Retiarius the Barbarous, RTB, and T-Ret) has officially been captured… and sentenced to life in a loving home.
Despite multiple sightings, failed stakeouts, and a clear dedication to evading capture, Ret ultimately surrendered to the only authorities he couldn’t outrun: the right family.
And wow… did this boy strike gold.
Ret has officially been adopted by Steve and Feliciti Krug, an incredibly experienced home that knew exactly what they were signing up for when they welcomed this barbarous maligator into their lives. From the moment he stepped onto their property, he made himself right at home like he’d always belonged there.
If you remember my original foster posts, Ret came in hot:
✔️ 2–4 years old
✔️ Extremely toy-driven
✔️ Loves tug and thrives with engagement
✔️ Jumpy but listens (manners still loading…)
✔️ Certified Maligator 🔥
✔️ Needs structure, boundaries & decompression
✔️ Best with experienced handlers
❌ Cats & small kids likely not a fit
Well… sometimes dogs read their own bios and decide to rewrite them.
Known offenses now include:
• Excessive toy drive
• Aggravated tug enthusiasm
• Jumping with intent to party
Ret is now living the good life under supervised release with three other Mal/Dutch canine accomplices and two feline roommates, and reports indicate he has settled in beautifully.
Retiarius is safe, happy, and exactly where he belongs.
Case closed. 🐾