Jack Animations

09/26/2025

Coworkers: “Any plans for your days off?”
Me: “Yeah, staying far away
from this place.”

09/26/2025

osses really hand out $0.23 raises and then act shocked when nobody throws a thank-you parade.

09/26/2025

You know how they throw the ball into the crowd after they win the game? That's not allowed in bowling.
I know that now.

09/26/2025

Me: Hi how are you?
Customer: *ignores me*
Me: “Okay, I'll just go f’ck myself.”

09/26/2025

People at work: What do you actually think of us as coworkers…
Me: I’d prefer not to answer, I’m too broke to end up getting fired

09/26/2025

Them: Why did you quit! I thought you loved that job! 🤔
Me: I did…It was the other people who worked there that made it unbearable 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️

09/26/2025

I hate when im mid-story with my work bestie and customers walks in like they own the place...🙄🤦‍♀️

09/26/2025

Me: “I need a raise because three companies are after me.”
Boss: “Which ones?”
Me: “Gas, water, and electricity.” 💀

09/25/2025

09/25/2025

To my favorite former coworker: If you see this… I miss you. Please come back

09/25/2025

Customer: “But they did it for me last time.”
Me: “Well guess what… I’m not them.”