Helluva Hullabaloo Kennels and Gerbilry

11/15/2019

Hello gerbil friends!

I have a few gerbils who are looking for new homes for the holidays, including the oh-so-fancy REX gerbils!

I will be sending all gerbils home this month with a complete cage setup as well. Tell your friends!

04/08/2019

Hello gerbil friends!

Regrettably, it may be a while before I have pups available again. No matter how great our breeding plans are, gerbils often have different ideas and there isn't much you can do to persuade them otherwise. Earl and Dammit Donna have been together for a few months now and don't seem to want to have kids any time soon. I have a few more pairs in the works, but who knows when they'll decide to cooperate.

Thanks for your patience! Please feel free to reach out in the meantime and I can try to connect you with other local breeders

03/26/2019

Well that was fast! New rescue boy was only with me for an hour before he got adopted! His new owners lost one of their gerbils today, so this guy will be getting introduced to a lovely older female once I'm satisfied he is healthy and ready to go.

His adopters have named him Rocky (thank goodness, I do not need another Brownie!)

03/04/2019

Since he had his leg amputated, Unicorn has been having a bit of trouble scratching any itches. He was particularly cranky about one in his ear today so I tried to help him out

02/15/2019

Unicorn loves his kids ❤️

02/07/2019

Unicorn has fully recovered, and is happy to be back in with his family cuddling his pups!

01/28/2019

2MIN2X Campaign: Gerbils on a Train

It is shocking how often I find this video to be 100% relevant to the conversation at hand

Kids will spend 13 minutes watching gerbils ride a train. How about two minutes to brush their teeth? Brushing for two minutes now can save your child from s...

01/27/2019

Unicorn is home and recovering very well!

01/24/2019

Just dropped off Unicorn for his surgery tomorrow... He broke his hind leg and is having it amputated

01/22/2019

It's not often I get to visit adoptees at their new homes, but I happened to be in the area and Nolan's family invited me over!

Nolan's family rescued Gawain from an animal shelter, and got Nolan to be his friend. The two of them hit it off and are now living the dream!

Gawain was napping, but Nolan was happy to come hang out on the couch and socialize. He's very well trained!

01/12/2019

Southeast 2019 was a success! All gerbils are taking home ribbons!

Highlights:
HH Mystery: won BOS in Show and earned his championship with a whopping 13 lifetime points, the maximum a gerbil can earn

HH Who Dat did not bite anyone

HH Renegade came in 1st, great for a female

HH Cosmic Brownie earned his championship with a BOS in White Belly

HH Le Charme wowed in Pup, the judge even shared his picture on Facebook

HH Eye of the Storm is only 1 point away from his championship

01/02/2019

Want to ring in the new year with new gerbils?

There are two available pairs left!

Pictured: males born 10/31, argente and mottled lilac

Not pictured: females born 10/26, both black

12/25/2018

Dammit Unicorn, we've talked about this, no stirring on Christmas Eve!

12/15/2018

Clover and Tchopitoula (pictured) built a very cool den right up against the glass

Gerbils, as desert animals, spend most of their wild lives in tunnels and burrows underground. It's always fun to see them happily recreating those behaviors at home!

12/14/2018

Chocolate and Caramel went home with Briana earlier this year, and she sent us these adorable photos of them celebrating Christmas!

The gerbil-fied gingerbread house is amazing, by the way.

We love to hear from our gerbils! Feel free to send pics and updates whenever you like!

12/06/2018

Hey everyone! Just a couple hours left!

Just 6 days left to order your 2019 AGS calendar!

International shipping to Europe now available!

https://agsgerbils.org/shop/

12/05/2018

Reason #4381 that buying from a breeder is better than a store:

Accidents happen. Gerbils are still animals, no matter how cute/adorable/fuzzy/friendly they are. Sometimes they go and get themselves hurt, and how those situations are handled is a defining difference between responsible and irresponsible.

Responsible is driving 1.5 hours to the closest exotic animal hospital that takes emergencies.

Responsible is paying hundreds of dollars for emergency surgery, medication, and fluids.

Responsible is going through a medication routine twice a day, feeding special food, and making valiant efforts at applying warm compresses (admittedly, that last bit is hard and rarely works. A for effort).

Or maybe I'm just a softie. He probably didn't need the extra special flavored antibiotics I paid extra for. And he turns his nose up at the high-calorie food supplement in his bowl in favor of cheerios (dude that stuff is expensive show some appreciation!)

The bottom line is, this is what you support when you buy from a responsible breeder. I'm not just bragging about my own commitment, I know my fellow breeders would go to the same lengths and further if needed. When you buy home-bred gerbils, it's not just the pedigrees and the ribbons you're buying, it's love and a level of care you just won't see anywhere else.

Also, I am hungry and the gerbils ate all my money. Especially this guy.

11/30/2018

Want a unique way to tell the date for the next year, that may or may not feature the infamous HH Cosmic Brownie?

Look no further! Remember, proceeds to benefit the AGS!

Just 6 days left to order your 2019 AGS calendar!

International shipping to Europe now available!

https://agsgerbils.org/shop/

11/15/2018

Supervised play dates are fun! Unicorn and Earl are getting along well, but not quite ready to cohabitate

11/11/2018

There's a bunch of female gerbils waiting for their forever homes! Who wants a pair for Christmas?

11/11/2018

Earl Jr is a brave and valiant gerbil. I will miss my selfie buddy when he goes to visit Gerbil Collective for a co-breed!

11/07/2018

My first year of breeding and showing gerbils has been a whirlwind. I have laughed, I have cried, I have made many mistakes and many friends.

So very thankful to the entire American Gerbil Society for the support and education I've received, and to my parents and landlords for indulging this crazy hobby.

Very excited for the years to come!

11/04/2018

We had a great show! So many ribbons, but here are the highlights:

Jameson received 1st in CP-AOC
Storm received 1st in Spot
Renegade received BOS in Self-Black

HH Sprinkles on Top, "Sprinkles", received 1st in Self-Black (beating his sister!) which earned him his Championship, the first for Helluva Hullabaloo!

HH Mystery then took home Best in Show, another HH first! This leaves him one point shy of his championship

Overall, great show!!!

10/28/2018

Wine, pizza, and gerbils. Pretty average Saturday night at Helluva Hullabaloo...

10/12/2018

Our gerbils are very well educated. Sprinkles and Jimmies recently attended a lecture at the Corcoran School of Arts and Design.

10/03/2018

It's not Rebelle, but it is cute :)

On Wednesdays, we wear pink.

09/30/2018

Lucidus and Mucro decided to play nice finally

09/29/2018

Here are some of the gerbils I will have available between now and the MW show in November! Details on individual pics

09/19/2018

A-one, a-two, a helluva hullaba...

Wait a minute, this isn't Tulane!

09/18/2018

Helluva Hullabaloo – Washington, DC

Do you have a Helluva Hullabaloo gerbil or two?

We would love it if you could drop us a comment or review on our breeder listing on the AGS website!

You'll need a free basic membership to do so, but that will also allow you to check out all the other neat content on the site, like care guides and a community forum!

Home of HH Rebelle ABC, the world famous *pink* gerbil! Helluva Hullabaloo is proud to offer friendly, curious, and adventurous gerbils in a variety of colors. Our gerbils are healthy and well bred, as well as social and adaptable. Adoptions are made by appointment only. Please email or message us o...

09/02/2018

Poor Renegade...

08/31/2018

Once you have eyeballs, there's so many adventures you can have!

08/30/2018

It's eyeball day!!!