
24/06/2025
Having a little fun roasting Milly 😜
This little dog is posted up like it pays the bills and lets you live here out of kindness.
Sitting on that lap like it just finished reading the HOA bylaws and is not impressed with your landscaping.
Look at that face — that’s not a pet, that’s an undercover landlord.
It’s giving “You were late on rent, again. I’ve let it slide twice. We need to talk.”
Also… this chihuahua looks like it just lost a staring contest with a ghost and is trying to act like everything’s fine.
That body language says “I’m small, but I control this entire room with anxiety and judgment.”
You sneeze too loud and it’s filing a noise complaint with Animal Control.
Meanwhile, the dude in the chair is relaxed, totally unaware that this 5-pound fur goblin is writing Yelp reviews about his vibe.