
07/19/2025
Her Royal Highness Bonnie the Beauty is exhausted. After a long day of regal duties—supervising her fellow felines, ensuring her meals are served first (as is only proper), and keeping her human staff in line—she was met with a shocking betrayal. One of her most loyal subjects (a.k.a. foster mom) had the audacity to try and remove her chosen throne… in the name of “doing laundry.” The nerve.
👑 One Hour Later… 👑
Ever the gracious monarch, Bonnie relocated. And it paid off—she was rewarded with a fresh, warm pile of laundry straight from the dryer. She has decided, for now, to forgive the earlier insolence. Her servant may remain in her post.
Do you dream of serving a delightfully sassy, unapologetically royal calico? Apply to adopt Bonnie today—she might let you sit on your own furniture. (No promises.)
Online Adoption Application: https://www.projectmeow.org/adopt/adoption-application/