12/21/2025
Raising my reusable coffee mug to toast longer days to come! 🤣
It’s Solstice Day, Equestrians 🌑🐴
Blessed be the mud.
The sacred, ankle-deep, boot-stealing mud.
Today we honour ancient pagan traditions such as:
✨ Standing in a field at dawn questioning your life choices
✨ Lighting a candle while absolutely covered in mud
✨ Chanting “the light returns” whilst your horse is still somehow dirtier than yesterday
The old pagans welcomed the returning light with feasts and fires.
Modern equestrians celebrate by:
Offering hay to the mud gods
Wearing three layers that are all somehow wet
Accepting that nothing you own will ever be clean again
Yes, today is the shortest day.
Yes, the light is coming back.
No, the mud is not leaving anytime soon.
So raise your reusable coffee cup,
bow to the great muddy earth,
and remember:
🌞 The days get longer
🌱 Spring will come
🟤 But for now… we worship at the altar of mud
Blessed Solstice.
May your boots survive and your horse remain smug.