08/22/2026
Dear Humans,
It’s me. Your dog. 🐶
I have an important summer announcement:
IT IS HOT. 🔥
I know I said I wanted to go for a walk.
I know I said I wanted to chase the ball.
I know I said, “BEACH?! LET’S GOOOOO!”
But apparently… I am an idiot.❣️😂
I will happily run, play, chase, and continue making terrible decisions until my body says, “Sir, we are shutting down.”
So please help me out. ❤️
💧 Keep my water bowl full.
🌅 Walk me early or late when it’s cooler.
🐾 Check that hot pavement before making me walk on it. Better yet, let me walk on the grass!
🏠 Let me stay inside when it’s ridiculously hot. I promise I can entertain myself on the couch. Or we can play some games❣️
❌🚗 NEVER leave me in the car. Not even “just for a minute.”
Please watch for:
🐾 excessive panting,
🐾 drooling,
🐾 weakness,
🐾 confusion,
🐾 vomiting,
🐾 extreme lethargy,
🐾 or collapse.
🚨Heat stroke can become life-threatening FAST.🚨
Also…
❌ No ice baths.
❌ No wrapping me in a wet towel.
❌ Don’t force me to drink.
Basically, when Charleston decides to turn into the surface of the sun…
🚨PLEASE USE YOUR HUMAN BRAIN BECAUSE I CLEARLY WON’T. 😂🐾🚨
Signed,
Your very enthusiastic, very adorable, and apparently very stupid summer adventure buddy. ❤️
Sometimes the best walk is the one we skip, so that we can play hide and seek in the house!
— From the Paws and Effect Pack 🐾