12/11/2025
āI need my horse to take a joke.ā
People say this all the time about their horsesāusually while doing something that would make any self-respecting prey animal file a complaint with HR.
Itās an interesting mindset, mostly because the ājokeā is always on the horse.
I can flop around up here like a laundry bag, jab you in the ribs, accidentally water-ski on the reinsāhaha! Classic me! Lighten up, buddy!
Meanwhile, the riderās definition of ājoking backā is limited.
If the responds with a jig, a little buck, maybe a dramatic head toss - suddenly itās not a comedy anymore. Now itās a ābehavior issue.ā Now someoneās calling a trainer, a chiropractor, and possibly a priest. They're taking their toys and going home.
Itās like that person who loves teasing everyone at the party, but if you tease them back even one ounce, they go silent, stare at you like youāve shattered their world view, and spend the rest of the night telling other people they were āattacked.ā
The whole thing asks a bigger question:
If you want a horse who can ātake a joke,ā maybe the first step is learning to take one yourself. Because a real partnership isnāt one where only one of you is allowed to be imperfect. Sometimes the horseās ājokeā is just them telling you the truthāwith a little extra enthusiasm.
If we expect our horses to tolerate our whole routine, it behooves us to tolerate theirs, right? Otherwise, we just look like that sulky stand up comedian going on a tyiade to an audience. Maybe the audience got the joke, they just didn't find it funny.
Here's Merlin's puzzled expression at my joke. I waited for the punchline to sink in, but he said, "I got it man, you're just not funny."
Photo by Caitlin Hatch