That Goat Guy

09/04/2026

🚨🐐 OH MY GOAT — 20% OFF?! 🐑🌿

Yep, you read that right! That Goat Guy is having an End-of-Summer Labor Day Blowout! 🎉

🌿 Got an overgrown property?
🌱 Brush and weeds taking over?
☀️ Need vegetation managed around a solar site?

Let the Chew Crew & Baa-street Boys handle it! 🐐🐑💪

🔥 BOOK BY LABOR DAY & SAVE 20%! 🔥

Call or message us by Labor Day and book your goatscaping or sheep grazing project within the next 4–6 weeks to receive 20% OFF your job!

🐐 Goatscaping
🐑 Sheep Grazing
🌿 Natural vegetation management
🚫 No herbicides
♻️ Eco-friendly
💪 Seriously effective

Why spend your weekend fighting the jungle when you can send in a crew that literally eats the problem? 😂🌿

📲 Message That Goat Guy TODAY to get on the schedule and lock in your 20% Labor Day discount!

The weeds aren’t taking the holiday off—and neither is the Chew Crew. 🐐🌿😂

09/03/2026

09/03/2026

🚨🐐 STOP SCROLLING — OUR LABOR DAY BLOWOUT IS HERE! 🐑🌿

🔥 AMAZING DEAL ON GOATSCAPING & SHEEP GRAZING! 🔥

Got an overgrown property, stubborn brush, weeds, vines, or an area that needs some serious attention? Let the Chew Crew do what they do best! 🌱💪

🐐 Goatscaping for brush, weeds, vines & overgrowth
🐑 Sheep grazing for grass & vegetation management
🌎 Natural, eco-friendly land clearing
🚜 Less machinery. More munching!

💥 HERE’S THE DEAL:
📅 Book with us by THIS FRIDAY
🌿 Schedule your job within the next 4–6 weeks
💰 And you’ll receive our special Labor Day discounted pricing!

⚠️ We have limited openings available, and once they’re gone, they’re gone!

📲 CALL, TEXT, OR DM THAT GOAT GUY TODAY to grab your spot and get the crew working on your property!

🐐🌿 You grow it. They eat it. We handle the rest.

09/02/2026

Hey neighbors, the goats are ready to work. Labor Day flash deal. Book in the next 48 hours for a job scheduled within the next four to six weeks, and snag a special discounted rate. Brush, vines, overgrowth—gone. DM us with Labor Day or call to lock it in. Limited slots. First come, first grazed.

09/01/2026

📣 Meet the Chew Crew: Luigi! Half LaMancha and half Saanen, but 100% heart. He may be short in stature, but he’s still growing into his big personality. Bottle-raised from a young age, Luigi has one main goal in life: cuddles… and food (usually in that order). Around here he’s affectionately known as my “Luigi Squeegee” because personal space just doesn’t exist for him. If I’m in the paddock, he’s between my legs. If I’m cleaning, he’s helping by standing exactly where I need to step. If there’s a ladder, he’s right there with me, sometimes even trying to climb it too. And he’s the crew’s self-appointed Gate Safety Inspector. Every time I open a gate, Luigi runs his famous “gate reflex check” to see if today’s the day. That he can squeeze through before I notice. Sweet, affectionate, and always right underfoot, Luigi has a big heart and he shares it with everyone he meets. Small goat, big love. Have you ever had an animal that refused to respect personal space, because they just love you? Tell me about them in the comments.

09/01/2026

🌾 Practical Farm Tip: Make your daily animal count an actual head-to-tail check, not just “Yep, everybody’s here.” As each animal passes you, quickly look at eyes, nose, coat, body condition, movement, manure, and overall attitude. Those few seconds can help you catch small changes before they become bigger problems.

09/01/2026

🐐 Fun Farm Fact: Goats establish social relationships and hierarchies within their herd. Individual goats can form preferred associations with certain herd mates, which is why you may notice the same animals regularly eating, resting, or exploring together.

08/30/2026

Practical Farm Tip: 🐐 Late summer is a great time to start paying closer attention to body condition, especially before heading into the colder months. All that hair can make an animal look heavier than it really is, so put your hands on your goats and sheep rather than judging condition from across the paddock.

08/30/2026

Fun Farm Fact: 🌿
Goats are browsers rather than traditional grazers. Given the choice, they often prefer leaves, woody plants, vines, brush and other vegetation growing above ground level instead of simply putting their heads down and eating grass. That natural browsing behavior is a big part of what makes goats so useful for vegetation management.

08/29/2026

Practical Farm Tip: 🌾 Use feeding time as a quick daily herd check. Before getting distracted by chores, watch who comes to eat, who hangs back, who is chewing normally, and whether anyone is moving differently. When you know everyone’s normal breakfast behavior, a subtle change can stand out quickly.