Still Laughing After All These Years

09/16/2017

A woman celebrating her 111th birthday says having fun is her secret to feeling young.

05/27/2017

An oldie...

04/18/2017

A repost...

04/08/2017

This man is living proof of the importance of the Still Laughing program!

Love him!!!

Joe Binder, a fixture on Arthur Avenue, celebrated his birthday early in the Italian neighborhood where he has livened up establishments by singing and telling jokes.

04/08/2017

OLDER N' BOLDER THOUGHT OF THE DAY:

In a great relationship, telling someone you love them should only be a declaration of what you are already showing them.

04/03/2017

OLDER N' BOLDER THOUGHT OF THE DAY:

“Others have seen what is and asked why. I have seen what could be and asked why not? ” ― Pablo Picasso

03/31/2017

OLDER N' BOLDER THOUGHT OF THE DAY:

“However many holy words you read, however many you speak, what good will they do you if you do not act on upon them?” - Buddha

03/29/2017

OLDER N' BOLDER THOUGHT OF THE DAY:

“I don't think of all the misery, but of the beauty that still remains.” ― Anne Frank

03/25/2017

OLDER N' BOLDER THOUGHT OF THE DAY:

“Trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit.” ― Molière

03/23/2017

STILL LAUGHING JOKE OF THE DAY:

After getting all of the Pope’s luggage loaded into the limo – and he doesn’t travel light – the chauffeur notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.

“Excuse me, Your Holiness,” says the chauffeur, “Would you please take your seat so we can leave?”

“Well, to tell you the truth,” says the Pope, “they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I’d really like to drive today.”

“I’m sorry but I cannot let you do that. I’d lose my job! And what if something should happen?” protests the chauffeur.

“There might be something extra in it for you,” says the Pope.

Reluctantly, the chauffeur gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.

“Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!” pleads the worried chauffeur, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

“Oh, dear God, I’m gonna lose my license,” moans the chauffeur.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

“I need to talk to the Chief,” he says to the dispatcher. The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he’s stopped a limo going a hundred and five.

“So bust him,” says the Chief.

“I don’t think we want to do that, he’s really important,” said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed,” All the more reason!”

“No, I mean really important,” said the cop.

The Chief then asked, “Who ya got there, the Mayor?”

“Bigger.”

“Governor?” The Chief asked.

“Bigger.”

“Well,” said the Chief, “Who is it?”

“I think it’s God!” the cop exclaimed.

“What makes you think that?”

“Well for one thing, he’s got the Pope as a chauffeur.”

03/21/2017

OLDER N' BOLDER THOUGHT OF THE DAY:

“When one tugs at a single thing in nature, he finds it attached to the rest of the world.” ― John Muir

03/20/2017

STILL LAUGHING JOKE OF THE DAY:
Rodney Dangerfield One-Liners 2

I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me.

One day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy...why are you doing that for?" He said, "Because you came home early."

I went to see my doctor... Doctor Vidi-boom-ba. Yeah...I told him once, "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me? He said, "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown necktie.

I was so ugly, my mother used to feed me with a slingshot!

We were poor too. Why, if I wasn't born a boy, I'd have nothing to play with!

03/20/2017

OLDER N' BOLDER THOUGHT OF THE DAY:

“Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.” ― Mark Twain

03/19/2017

STILL LAUGHING JOKE OF THE DAY:
Rodney Dangerfield One-Liners #1

Last week I saw my psychiatrist. I told him, "Doc, I keep thinking I'm a dog." He told me to get off his couch.

I worked in a pet store and people kept asking how big I'd get.

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.

My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

I met the surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette.

03/19/2017

OLDER N' BOLDER THOUGHT OF THE DAY:

“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” ― Dalai Lama

03/14/2017

STILL LAUGHING JOKE OF THE DAY:

A man his wife and their 6 children are standing at a bus stop waiting for a bus. The man sees a blind man with a cane walking up to the bus stop. The bus arrives and the wife and husband notice that the bus is quiet full so the blind man and the husband ordered the wife to take the children and get on the bus. The blind man and the husband tell her that they can walk to their next destination. So the wife and children get on the bus and the bus drives off. The husband and the blind man start walking. The husband is annoyed by the tapping of the blind man's stick, so he says to the old man "If you would put a rubber on the end of that stick, it wouldn't make so much noise".

The blind man turns to the young man and says "if you would have put a rubber on the end of your stick, we would have fit on that bus".

03/14/2017

OLDER N' BOLDER THOUGHT OF THE DAY:

“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.” ― George Carlin

03/13/2017

STILL LAUGHING JOKE OF THE DAY:

Two stoned Hippies are walking down a railroad track. Man, are they stoned!
One Hippie says "This is a really long f-cking staircase!"
The other Hippie says "I don't mind the stairs, it's this low f-cking handrail thats killing me."