Aristocat Hats

05/26/2023

Some new arrivals for graduations

10/25/2022

Since people KEPT asking, relentlessly terrorizing my email, causing me and my wife to lose sleep, causing nightmares, inducing mania for months... we have added a human sized beret to match your Cat's beret. We have a long way to go to heal from the trauma of persistent and continuous online bullying, doxing, and threats of violence but hope this combo human sized beret and cat sized beret listing is seen as an offering to appease the bullies and tormentors so we can find peaceful cohabitation on this tiny world.

Oh, and you can buy it with or without the french outfit! How about that for choices!

This Pet Hats & Wigs item is sold by AristocatHats. Ships from Panama City, FL. Listed on Oct 25, 2022

01/17/2022

"DO NOT BUY THESE CAT HATS: After my cat got her new grey beret, it totally went straight to her head! She got cocky and manipulative, and started lashing out at the ones she loves the most. She got a fake ID, and started hanging out at the local bars. Extreme highs gave way to extereme lows and she fell into a depression. She started messing with cat nip cause she loved the way it made her feel. She started kneading bread at the local bakery because she thought it would give her a sense of purpose. And it did, for a while, until she started using again.

I JUST WISH I HAD MY CAT BACK"

05/16/2021

We are humbled that Panama City has so much trust in Mila for the Salty Kitty Committee!

12/28/2018

Very cash money~

12/04/2018

New winter arrivals! Celebrate your Cat's culture.

Set out a glass of Buckfast, throw some plaid on the furniture, and slice open the Haggis, because these tartan Cat tams are a hit! Curated for the international feline, they can finally get a taste of the highlands from home or abroad! Whether sipping Johnnie Walker at home or living