06/17/2026
Dearest Gentle Readers,
A most shocking scandal has swept through the Ton.
It has come to this author’s attention that this sweet darling had believed herself betrothed to a loving family — her future secured, her days of belly rubs and stolen couch cushions all but guaranteed. Yet, in a twist more scandalous than an interrupted promenade, Penelope's intended family has most dreadfully backed out.
Yes, dear reader, you heard correctly. Left without her happily ever after, this innocent lady now finds herself once again seeking a household worthy of her affections, loyalty, and undoubtedly superior companionship.
Pray, share this notice far and wide, for surely her perfect match is but a carriage ride away.
Yours truly,
Lady Whistledown 🐾