Doody Free NH

Doody Free NH Serving Mont Vernon, Milford, Amherst, and Bedford NH. Local, owner-operated service that gives you more time for what matters most.

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The P**p MeditationIt is spring. The ground is soft and moist beneath your feet. Step carefully. The grass is just begin...
03/28/2026

The P**p Meditation

It is spring.

The ground is soft and moist beneath your feet. Step carefully. The grass is just beginning to come back to life, and beneath it, the worms are doing their quiet work. You are not here to disturb any of that.

You begin to scan. Back and forth. Slow.
Things will look like p**p that aren’t. A clump of dirt heaved up by a mole. A divot from a dog mid-zoomie, too busy being alive to care about the lawn. You poke it with your rake to be sure. It is not p**p. You move on without judgment.

Spring cleanups have characters. There are the pancake p**ps 🥞 pressed flat by months of snowbank, now revealed like fossils. There are the ones that have begun to give themselves back to the earth, that match the ground so well you won’t know until you feel the small lump under your shoe. Look closely at those ones. Something is already using them. A worm moves through unhurried, doing exactly what it came to do.

You learn to feel the ground through your feet. You learn to look without rushing.
At some point your shoulders creep up toward your ears.
You stop. You let them drop. You look at the sky ⛅️ just a moment ☀️ breath
and you remind yourself that nobody is timing you. There is no one coming. This is not a race.

You go back to the scan.
Back and forth. Slow.

This is the p**p meditation. You’re welcome to try it. I’ll still be here if you’d rather not.

🐾 Doody Free NH : serving Bedford, Amherst, Milford, and Mont Vernon

This puppy girl has a big mast cell tumor surgery in about a week so for the first week of April I will only be doing my...
03/23/2026

This puppy girl has a big mast cell tumor surgery in about a week so for the first week of April I will only be doing my weekly yards, no one time spring clean ups as I’ll need to be home more. I will have space in my schedule for one more spring clean up March 30th and then I’ll resume them April 8th.

Hey everyone, I’m booking out for spring thaw. Let me know if you’d like a one time clean up and I’ll come out once most...
02/18/2026

Hey everyone, I’m booking out for spring thaw. Let me know if you’d like a one time clean up and I’ll come out once most of the snow has melted or if you’d like weekly and I can start mid-March. For weekly, prices start at $20 a week (1 dog on 1/8th acre or less). One time spring thaw clean ups start at $59, based on size of yard, number of dogs, and last time it was scooped by you or someone else.

09/25/2025

Hi everyone! I wanted to update that I will not be taking on any new yards until February 2026

08/07/2025

Thursday is one of the days I don’t scoop but this one still puts me to work.

07/23/2025

Field Notes from Your Friendly Neighborhood P**p Scooper

Day 50 of p**p scooping: Currently 86°F and climbing. The sun is literally mutating my skin cells as I type this, but I’m out here so you don’t have to be.

Today’s discoveries:
• Maggots. So many maggots writhing in week-old deposits
• A wasp nest I disturbed while reaching under your deck (got stung twice) - they’re drawn to the flies that feast on waste
• Ticks. On everything. Waiting.
• And why are there always so many spiders lurking around old p**ps? Just me, or is this a thing?
• That smell that makes your neighbors close their windows when the wind shifts

PSA: Please stop flinging turds into the woods. You’re not “composting” you’re creating a fly nursery and ruining your soil with acids and bacteria that kill grass and attract more pests.

I bag it properly, remove it completely, sanitize my tools between every yard, and change disposable boot covers so I’m not tracking contamination from one property to the next. Your kids and dogs can actually play in the yard.

Currently accepting new clients before the heat gets truly unbearable and I start charging a “hazard pay.”
Your skin cells will thank you. Your neighbors will thank you. Your lawn guys will thank you. Oh and your dog will be very happy!! Only the flies will be disappointed.

Doody Free NH - Because life’s too short to spend it gagging in your own backyard

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I hope you and your pups are enjoying this beautiful day as much as this scruffy girl!
07/22/2025

I hope you and your pups are enjoying this beautiful day as much as this scruffy girl!

Hi everyone! I’m coming at you from behind the scenes at Doody Free NH headquarters in a Mont Vernon NH to wish all of y...
07/03/2025

Hi everyone! I’m coming at you from behind the scenes at Doody Free NH headquarters in a Mont Vernon NH to wish all of your dogs a not so scary 4th of July, don’t forget to get their meds or calming chews or diffusers if needed. I’ll be out scooping in the morning and getting yards BBQ ready. Be safe!

Employee of the Month: NikoChief Chipmunk Sentinel and Wellness OfficerThis month’s top honors go to our most dedicated ...
07/01/2025

Employee of the Month: Niko
Chief Chipmunk Sentinel and Wellness Officer

This month’s top honors go to our most dedicated team member, Niko. Whether she is keeping a close watch for chipmunks or reminding us to slow down and appreciate the world around us, Niko embodies the core values of Doody Free NH. She brings presence, consistency, and an uncanny ability to know when it’s time to pause.

When she is not overseeing scooping operations from a shady patch of grass, Niko can be found practicing essential wellness techniques. She is an expert in sunbathing for vitamin D, forest bathing to calm the nervous system, and quiet meditation that occasionally looks like napping but is clearly very intentional.

Niko does not use a timecard. She is the timekeeper. Her rhythms remind us to take breaks, breathe with purpose, and approach every task, no matter how messy, with calm attention.

Congratulations, Niko, on another month of exceptional service. You help us stay grounded and remind us what good work really looks like.

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