Poop Patrollers

03/01/2026

🐶💩 Be honest… how bad is the backyard right now?

Life is busy. Kids, work, weather — it piles up FAST.

We scoop so you don’t have to.

✔ Weekly
✔ Biweekly
✔ Monthly
✔ Pet-safe & reliable

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📞 414-232-7952

Your yard should be for playing — not dodging landmines.

02/28/2026

02/28/2026

💥 BIWEEKLY & MONTHLY DISCOUNT 💥

Only $20 per bucket for recurring clients!

Even better…

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Affordable. Reliable. No contracts required.

Message or text us to get on the schedule this week. 💩 P**p Patrollers 💩
414-232-7952

02/25/2026

🐶💩 We Scoop So You Don’t Have To! 💩🐶

Life’s busy — let us handle the backyard mess.

At P**p Patrollers, we provide professional dog waste removal for
👉 $25 per 5-gallon bucket

Simple pricing. Honest service. No contracts required.

Whether you need a one-time cleanup or routine visits, we’ll leave your lawn clean, fresh, and ready for family and pets to enjoy.

✔ Safe & sanitary
✔ Affordable rates
✔ Friendly service
✔ Satisfaction focused

📱 414-232-7952
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Cleaner yard. Happier home.

02/24/2026

Bundle & Save with P**p Patrollers!

Take advantage of our Double Service Special:
Professional Lawn Care + Pet Waste Removal at a discounted rate.

Prefer individual services? No problem!
We also offer:
• Lawn mowing only
• Dog waste cleanup only
• Spring yard cleanups
• One-time service options

Clean yard. Fresh cut. No mess.

Call or text 414-232-7952
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02/24/2026

Tired of the “p**p treasure hunt” every time you let the dog out?

Let P**p Patrollers handle it with discounted biweekly service — no contracts, no stress, no mess.

💰 $20 per 5-gallon bucket
🗓 Regular scheduled cleanups
🌱 A yard you can actually enjoy

📲 Text 414-232-7952
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02/23/2026

Sign up now for our DOUBLE WHAMMY! 🌿💩

Lawn mowing + dookie disposal wrapped together with a discount!

Why hire two companies when you can call one?
We keep your grass cut and your yard clean — all in one visit.

✅ Bundle & Save
✅ One-time services available
✅ Lawn service only
✅ Dog waste cleanup only
✅ Spring cleanups

📱 414-232-7952
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P**p Patrollers

02/22/2026

💩🐶 Dog P**p Pickup Made Easy! 🐶💩

Tired of dealing with the mess? We’ve got it covered!

P**p Patrollers offers professional dog waste removal for
👉 $25 per 5-gallon bucket

Fast. Affordable. No contracts required.

Whether it’s a one-time cleanup or you need regular service, we’ll leave your yard clean, fresh, and ready to enjoy.

✔ Reliable
✔ Affordable
✔ Pet-friendly service
✔ No mess left behind

📱 414-232-7952
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Let P**p Patrollers handle the dirty work so you don’t have to!

02/21/2026

Sign up now for our Double Whammy Deal!
Lawn mowing AND dookie disposal wrapped together in one clean, discounted package!

Why juggle two services when we handle it all?
Fresh cut grass + spotless yard = happy home (and happy pups 🐶)

📱 414-208-5649
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