Clusterduck Farms and Rescue

Clusterduck Farms and Rescue Clusterduck is a small hobby farm with many feathered friends and rescued guinea pigs!

10/31/2025

Gabby Goose is always ready for a honking good time! šŸ¤£

10/05/2025

The Message...

Cartoon description:
Panel one - there is a green backpack in the background. In the foreground, a human hand can be seen holding a few piggy poops. The human says "Huh. There's poop in my bag."
Panel two - the human is now holding up a sock, and lots of piggy poops are falling out of it. They say "And in my socks? What?!"
Panel three- it is now late, and the human is in bed. They have found and are now holding piggy poops that were in the bed. They say, confused "HOW?!"
Panel four - Teddy (a fluffy grey guinea pig) and Bumble (a pink hairless guinea pig) are looking with narrowed eyes. Teddy says "think they got the message? " Bumble replies " Yeah. Breakfast will never be late again."

Sorry weā€™ve been MIA for a minute. My 14 year old puggle, Lucy, aka my other half, my support system, my everything, was...
10/04/2025

Sorry weā€™ve been MIA for a minute. My 14 year old puggle, Lucy, aka my other half, my support system, my everything, was very sick on Wednesday and we thought it was the end. She started feeling a bit better yesterday, but we got her into the vet today. Sheā€™s an old girl, she has Cushingā€™s, which we knew, but her labs were not awful. Sheā€™s stable, we know itā€™s coming, but itā€™s not today.

09/28/2025

Lost in Translation....

Cartoon description:
Panel one - view over the shoulder of a human, wearing a blue shirt, we see Clover (a brown guinea pig) and Biscuit (a gold and white abyssinian guinea pig) are looking upwards at the human. Clover says "What's the human doing?" Biscuit replies "trying to speak in guinea pig..."
Panel two - a montage of the human making different faces as they whistle and attempt to speak guinea pig language"Weeek! Wek! Weeekkk!"
Panel three - Clover, with a truly unhappy expression, asks "WHAT DID THEY JUST CALL ME?!" Biscuit , walking away in absolute disgusting, says "That's SO piggin' rude!"

Waffles was everyoneā€™s hero when Maxine the goat tried to eat his groups food, he took matters into his his own wings an...
09/27/2025

Waffles was everyoneā€™s hero when Maxine the goat tried to eat his groups food, he took matters into his his own wings and bit that goat! While Maxine is significantly bigger, it was pure goose power that scared her away. Donā€™t mess with Waffles or his family!

09/21/2025

It's Wheek Your Head Off Wednesday, PIggies! Keep those humans in line! šŸ¹ šŸ’š šŸ’š šŸ’š šŸ„¬ šŸ„¬ šŸ„¬ šŸ„•

Turns out, that "wheek" means more than you think. Thanks to AI and large language models, we can now understand the subtlety of "THE WHEEK"!

Most of us assume that ā€œTHE WHEEKā€ most probably means ā€œI want food (again).ā€ But to a guinea pig, ā€œTHE WHEEKā€ is as deep and complex as any human communication!

One such ā€œWHEEKā€ can mean ā€œLettuce immediately, peasant!ā€ while another more poetic ā€œWHEEKā€ might mean ā€œI have contemplated the void and found the pellet bowl lacking.ā€

Thereā€™s even the rare, high-pitched ā€œWHEEEEEEEKā€ that translates to ā€œRefill the hay rack before I unionize with other rodents.ā€ Whatever the wheek ... it's definitely a call to action from the masters to the servants!

It was ever thus.

Wheek! Wheek!

This one was a hard one to make. (Iā€™ll post some of the others on Clusterduck page.) I kept telling ChatGPT to fix his k...
09/21/2025

This one was a hard one to make. (Iā€™ll post some of the others on Clusterduck page.) I kept telling ChatGPT to fix his knob and it was hilarious.

Nonetheless, our criminal of the day is Juan Morguz. (Pronounced One More Goose). Juan likes to bite and bite HARD. Of course, I did stick my fingers in front of his face and wiggled them like worms. Did I deserve the assault? Maybe. šŸ¤£ This is why Juan was given a deferred judgement, but im watching you Juan. Im watching you. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ©·

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