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Clusterduck Farms and Rescue Clusterduck Farms: Where Every Day is a Clusterduck.

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Ducks 🦆 Geese 🪿 Chickens 🐔 Guinea Pigs 🐹

Sharing honest farm life, rescue stories, and practical care and education for waterfowl and guinea pigs.

11/01/2026

Apparently we’re going trick-or-treating now. 🪿🎃🤣 The geese are headed toward the road like the neighbors are handing out grapes.

Nobody asked their mother. Nobody looked both ways. Everybody needs to turn their feathered butt around. 😂

11/01/2026

I started crowing and clucking at Pretty Boi, and the head tilts were priceless. 🐓🤣 He could hear another rooster but couldn’t figure out where it was coming from.

The call is coming from inside your mother. 😂

11/01/2026

The ducks of Clusterduck would like to plead not guilty. Unfortunately, I have footage. 🦆🤣

Zero remorse. Plenty of quacking. Absolutely going to do it again.

11/01/2026

Yes, my 94 geese have a spreadsheet. 🪿📊🤣 Names, breeds, family ties, hatch histories, and notes—because this much honking comes with paperwork.

You see a flock. I see everybody’s name, backstory, and complicated relationship status. Welcome to Clusterduck. 😂🤍

10/31/2026

Some people fear ghosts. I stand in front of a flock of geese holding the last grape. 👻🍇🪿

The spooky music is for me. They’re having a lovely time. 🤣

10/31/2026

The pool was clean. WAS. 🪿💩🤣

I provide fresh water, and the flock immediately makes it their own. Not one of these freeloaders has offered to scrub a pool.

10/31/2026

Gave everyone a slice of fresh pumpkin before bed. Got up this morning and Bert and Ernie hadn’t touched theirs. 🎃

Apparently I served attempted murder. Bert hid his under the hay bowl for everyone’s protection. 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

You’re welcome for the treat, boys. 🤣

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