06/23/2025
Things I’ve learned as a Professional P**p Collector 💩🐾
From judgmental pups to surprise landmines—here’s the scoop (pun intended 😅) on what it’s really like out there in the yard trenches.
Swipe through for the lessons, stay for the laughs—and if you want your sneakers, lawn, and nose spared, hit me up! 🧤✨
**pPatrol