09/02/2026
Things I say 47 times a day as a dog walker…
“Leave it!” “Where are you going?” “Drop it!” “That’s not your yard!” “Leave the squirrel alone.” “Nope, that’s a gross puddle.” “We’re not swimming today.” “That was rude guys.” “Alright, psychos, let’s go.”
Dog walking: 10% walking, 90% negotiating with tiny furry criminals and I wouldn’t trade it for anything. 💛🧡
