12/22/2025
Today I turn 10 years old! Hard to believe that not long ago I was just a tiny, wrinkly meatloaf with legs. Now I’m a bigger wrinkly meatloaf who’s mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing and still getting everything I want.
To celebrate my decade of excellence, I dined like royalty: one cheeseburger and a scoop of vanilla ice cream.
What can I say? When you’re this cute and this stubborn, the universe just… complies
Happy Birthday to me! 🥳 🎉 🎈 🍦 🍔