YEET Dog Waste Management

YEET Dog Waste Management We Y.E.E.T turds so you don't have to. Hit us up for the freshest yard in Catawba County. Step 2: You choose your options. Step 3: We make your life easier.

How it works:

Step 1: We get your acreage, number of buildings, and units per building. Scoopified elevates your property value by removing embarrassing dog waste. We've cultivated a brand that tenants love, and we're motivated to be the best. We're #1 in the #2 business. Get a quote by calling or texting 828.838.3781, message us here on facebook, or email [email protected]. By specializi

ng in multi-family residences and only doing business with apartment property managers, we offer the best results and most personalized service.

Monday mood: You vs. The Pile.Pick your fighter:✅ Us (Pro)❌ You (Crying in Crocs)
09/01/2025

Monday mood: You vs. The Pile.
Pick your fighter:
✅ Us (Pro)
❌ You (Crying in Crocs)

Nothing says “Monday mood” like stepping in something squishy before leaving for work. Don’t start your week on hard mod...
09/01/2025

Nothing says “Monday mood” like stepping in something squishy before leaving for work.
Don’t start your week on hard mode. We’ve got you. 💪
📲 Slide in our DMs.

👽 Dad: “Kids, look! That’s Earth. They have oceans, mountains, and—WAIT. Lock the doors.”👽 Mom: “OMG, Harold. WHAT. IS. ...
08/31/2025

👽 Dad: “Kids, look! That’s Earth. They have oceans, mountains, and—WAIT. Lock the doors.”
👽 Mom: “OMG, Harold. WHAT. IS. THAT?”
👽 Kid: “Is that… a landmine field?”
👽 Dad: “No, sweetie, those are p**p piles. In their yards. 🤢They… live like this.”
👽 Kid #2: “I’m scared.”
👽 Dad: “Don’t make eye contact. Keep flying.”

Don’t be the reason aliens question our species. 🚩
Clean yard = intergalactic respect.

📲 DM us before the alien HOA bans the whole planet.

08/31/2025

💩Your lawn is the reason the aliens lock their doors and side eye us.

Grass between your toes? Cute.P**p between your toes? Traumatic.We save lives.
08/30/2025

Grass between your toes? Cute.
P**p between your toes? Traumatic.
We save lives.

Plot twist: The real Area 51? Your backyard after a week of neglect.We’ll declassify that 💩.
08/30/2025

Plot twist: The real Area 51? Your backyard after a week of neglect.
We’ll declassify that 💩.

Your yard deserves main character ✨energy⚡, not side character vibes.We clean. You slay.
08/29/2025

Your yard deserves main character ✨energy⚡, not side character vibes.
We clean. You slay.

Reminder: Your yard is NOT a public restroom. (Unless you’re into that.)Let us enforce the law.
08/29/2025

Reminder: Your yard is NOT a public restroom. (Unless you’re into that.)
Let us enforce the law.

What’s worse than heartbreak?Stepping barefoot in a pile of steaming betrayal. Don’t let it happen to you. We’re cheaper...
08/29/2025

What’s worse than heartbreak?
Stepping barefoot in a pile of steaming betrayal.
Don’t let it happen to you. We’re cheaper than therapy.

Your grass called. It said,“Please. No more p**p. I can’t photosynthesize like this.” 🌱😭We listen to grass. Do you?
08/28/2025

Your grass called. It said,
“Please. No more p**p. I can’t photosynthesize like this.” 🌱😭
We listen to grass. Do you?

“Dog ownership is 10% cuddles, 90% landmine avoidance.”We can fix that ratio. Let us scoop the 💩 so you can keep posting...
08/28/2025

“Dog ownership is 10% cuddles, 90% landmine avoidance.”
We can fix that ratio. Let us scoop the 💩 so you can keep posting those cute dog pics without fear of the background blur hiding a crime scene.
✅ DM us now.

Aliens: “Wow, advanced species.” Sees you grabbing literal turds with a bag on your hand 🚩
08/28/2025

Aliens: “Wow, advanced species.” Sees you grabbing literal turds with a bag on your hand 🚩

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Hickory, NC
28602

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 2pm
Tuesday 9am - 2pm
Wednesday 9am - 2pm
Thursday 9am - 2pm
Friday 9am - 2pm
Sunday 9am - 2pm

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