Chortenhimer Warrior Princess Not As Much A Cat As A Warrior Princess

Chortenhimer Warrior Princess Not As Much A Cat As A Warrior Princess I am the guardian of Hell, and I will eat your soul

08/02/2015

Today the Roy human put my head back on with plastic wrap. I now reside on the kitchen counter where I can terrify everyone. Beware bi***es.

11/28/2013

Facebook told me to update my status for Thanksgiving. I hope those who created the monster that I am now choke on their turkey. THAT IS ALL. CHORTENHIMER OUT.

08/08/2012

I saw the short one yesterday...he was making fun of my headless body...he will be first to go once I am whole again...that is a promise...

01/13/2012

I AM CHORTENHIMER. HEAR ME ROAR

09/15/2010

saw the light of days a few days ago, sweet victory is almost within my grasp. Beware humans.

02/17/2010

has not updated their profile in a while...It's kind of hard when your head and body are not together and one piece is in a deep, dark closet...

11/03/2009

Muahahahahahahahaha

10/16/2009

has been unable to update her status for quite some time now...it is hard to use a computer when your head isn't attached to your body...

09/01/2009

is stuck in the closet. I hear people laughing...I think it's about me...They will pay when I am whole again

08/30/2009

is plotting evil

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666 Burgett Front Hall Closet
Hell, MI

Telephone

666-666-666

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