Maybe and Brick

01/31/2026

The Limerick of Bricksy Fails

There once was a dog named Brick
who got so terribly sick.
Many meals he didn’t eat,
not so much as a treat,
so we laid around watching Netflix.

Today he refused breakfast,
didn’t even try to get grassed.
But lunch he agreed,
which felt like a lead,
that better might come unsurpassed.

Psyched that dinner he just ate,
though only a third of a plate.
His temperature’s down,
hopefully he’s turned it around,
now all I can do is wait.

01/29/2026

I always feel a little saner when science validates my paranoia. UTI with a side of elevated pancreas enzymes.

Social Media has been around a while now, but it seems over the last couple years there’s been a surge in … I hesitate to use the word “diagnostics” because I doubt the majority are clinical, mayb…

01/24/2026

It’s that time of year where grass grows 2” a day and Brick never strikes the same place twice.

👟👟💩👟👟👟💩

01/24/2026

Maybe has been exceptionally sassy lately - and it’s funny when she’s yelling at BF! 🤣 But now she’s on my case and I’m … well honestly, I’m still amused.
Apparently there’s a new rule in the house that the back door is not to be closed. Ever!
Pretty sure I’m grounded, except for walks, until September! 🤣

01/13/2026

Y’all know math is not really my niche, but while my life was flashing before my eyes, I briefly revisited tenth-grade algebra:

Pain = (weight × nails) × acceleration ÷ contact area

I know Brick weighs 60 pounds and my foot was bare. If pain is measured by swears, the level was sailor.

Might be time to invest in steel slippers before making the dogs’ breakfast.

01/07/2026

As evident by the many pumpkin stains on her “please don’t slip and break another bone” runner, she’s very messy, but I never have to pry and shove.
😇

12/23/2025

Sometimes ya just need your hat 🤷🏽‍♀️

12/20/2025

12/16/2025

Old Dog Cone 👉 Perfectly Shaped Tree Skirt
Reduce. Reuse. Re-cone. ♻️

12/07/2025

On the before bed potty I asked Maybe if she wanted her coat. She scoffed and ran to the open door, got one ear out and ran right back to me to get her coat. 🤣