04/15/2023
*Saw this posted on another page and had to share! 😂
Pet Rules: Memo to the family Dog😊
1. When I say move, it means go someplace else. It does not mean switch positions and still be in my way.
2. The dishes on the floor are yours and contain your food. All other dishes are mine and contain my food. (Please note: placing a paw or nose-print in the middle of my dinner does not stake claim on it, nor do I find it aesthetically pleasing in any way.)
3- The stairway was not designed by NASCAR-is not a racetrack.Beating me to the bottom is not the object.Tripping me doesn't help cuz I fall faster than you run.
4- I cant buy bigger than a King size bed. Locate your inner beast and remember that sleeping animals can actually curl up in a ball it is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent.
5- For the last time humans like to use the bathroom alone. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut,it wont help to claw, whine bite the knob,or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open.(Trust me I have been using the bathroom for years...canines or feline attendance is not madatory.)
6-My XBox games are NOT frisbees.
7- When you see me asleep on the couch, it is not funny to make a sudden leap onto my stomach and drop a chew toy,bone,or jingle ball on my crotch, no matter how much that makes other family members laugh.
8- The proper order is to kiss me, then go lick yourself. I cannot stress this enough.
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