Gone with the Poop

05/19/2025

Thank you to everyone whose signed up over the past few weeks we have 21 spots left. So sign up and get the best services you can get for your summer activities.

Website: www.gonewiththep**pllc.com

Call/Text: 719-330-3010

Request form: https://clienthub.getjobber.com/client_hubs/dbc95510-400b-4b6e-839c-d365a8e61dc3/public/work_request/new?source=social_media

our intro to customers

05/09/2025

Tired of the BS? (That’s Backyard Stress, of course.)

To the single parents doing it all with no time to breathe…

To the veterans who’ve served and should be served in return…

To the seniors who just want a clean yard without lifting a finger…

To the busy homeowners, the multi-dog households, the ones battling illness, mobility issues, or the flat-out chaos of everyday life…

To anyone who’s been burned by unreliable p**per scoopers, no-shows, or companies that just didn’t care —

This post is for YOU.

At Gone With The P**p LLC, we’re not your average p**per scooper service.

We show up when we say we will.
We treat your yard — and your life — with respect.
We offer flexible, judgment-free help, because life gets messy enough.

Here’s why people trust us (and stick with us):
• Compassion-first service. We don’t just scoop p**p — we support people.
• Custom plans to fit your schedule, needs, and budget.
• Add-ons like deodorizing to keep your space clean and fresh — especially helpful for kids, medical needs, or small yards.
• VIP rewards and emergency scoops for those “oh no” moments.
• A lovable mascot (Frank!) and a whole crew who genuinely care.

No contracts. No pressure. Just the help you didn’t know you needed — and the relief you absolutely deserve.

Because when life’s already heavy… the last thing you need is more crap.

Let us handle the dirty work so you can focus on what matters most.

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Give us a try — we’ll change how you feel about p**per scoopers.

Website: www.gonewiththep**pllc.com

Text: (719) 212-1390

Request Form: https://clienthub.getjobber.com/client_hubs/dbc95510-400b-4b6e-839c-d365a8e61dc3/public/work_request/new?source=social_media

Proudly scooping from Castle Rock to Pueblo

our intro to customers

05/06/2025

The P**p Stops Here.

Let’s be honest…
Your yard has seen some things.
Things left behind by four-legged cuties with zero shame.
Things you definitely didn’t sign up to step in on a Tuesday morning.

But don’t worry —
Gone With the P**p LLC is flushing those problems away.

Meet Frank — our iconic, sunglasses-wearing pug mascot with a nose for nonsense and a passion for p**p-free grass.
He’s not just scooping.
He’s making your yard livable again.

Here’s what we bring to your lawn life:

• One-Time Deep Clean: Just $60 (normally $110 — ends 05/10!)
• Recurring Scoops: Weekly, Bi-Weekly, twice-a-week, Monthly
• Yard Deodorizing Add-Ons for a backyard that actually smells like summer
• Scoop Society Rewards™ Memberships — unlock exclusive perks, surprise gifts, & emergency scoops when you need backup

Whether you’re a busy pet parent, throwing a BBQ, or just tired of playing landmine roulette with your lawn…
Let Frank handle the stink so you can reclaim your yard.

P**p happens.
But with us, it disappears.

Book today and let’s turn that minefield into a masterpiece.

Website: www.gonewiththep**pllc.com

Call/Text: 719-822-6202

Request Form: https://clienthub.getjobber.com/client_hubs/dbc95510-400b-4b6e-839c-d365a8e61dc3/public/work_request/new?source=social_media

our intro to customers

05/05/2025

GOOD MORNING, COLORADO!
Frank’s awake, geared up, and ready to wage war on backyard bombs.

Tired of dodging doo-doo on your way to coffee?
Let us scoop it all away — TODAY — for just $60!
(Yep, regular price is $110… but not this week.)

Our One-Time P**p Scoop Deal is perfect for:
• Prepping for parties or guests
• Catching up after a long winter
• Surprise clean-up gift for a dog-owning friend
• Or just finally saying “enough is enough” to the piles

BONUS: Love clean yards year-round?
Join our Scoop Society Rewards™ membership and get perks like:
• Monthly treat drops
• Free yard deodorizing sprays
• Emergency scoops
• And VIP status with Frank himself

Start with your $60 clean-up — then stay fresh all season long.

BOOK NOW before this deal disappears 05/10/25!
Website: www.gonewiththep**pllc.com

Call/Text: 719-822-6202

Request Form: https://clienthub.getjobber.com/client_hubs/dbc95510-400b-4b6e-839c-d365a8e61dc3/public/work_request/new?source=social_media

our intro to customers

05/04/2025

“When Duty Calls… We Scoop!”

Frank’s locked in, shades on, and scooping like a legend.

Let’s face it — dog p**p happens. But luckily for your lawn (and your nostrils), Gone With the P**p LLC is here to clean up the chaos with professional, punctual, and personality-packed service.

From Castle Rock to Pueblo, we offer:

• Weekly Scoops
Perfect for most households with one or three pups.
Stay on top of the stink and keep your yard always ready for barefoot strolls and BBQs.

• Bi-Weekly Scoops
Ideal for homes with lower traffic or smaller dogs.
Cost-effective cleanup that keeps things under control without overcommitting.

• Twice-a-Week Scoops
Great for multi-dog households, daycare yards, or the big p**pers.
Extra coverage for high-volume zones. You’ve got the dogs — we’ve got the scoop crew.

• Monthly Scoops
For low-maintenance pups or seasonal cleanups.
A good option for light waste yards or budget-conscious pet owners who still want freshness.

• One-Time Scoops
Yard looking like a p**p warzone? We’ve got your back.
Perfect before parties, property showings, or just when you can’t take it anymore.

Also Offering:
• Yard deodorizing for that fresh-summer-morning scent
• Emergency scoops — because life doesn’t always warn you
• VIP Memberships loaded with perks, bonuses, and peace of mind

Frank doesn’t flinch at a single pile. He scoops with pride, sprays with style, and salutes every clean yard victory.

Book your mission now — and let us rescue your yard from p**p-ageddon.
Website: www.gonewiththep**pllc.com

Call/Text: 719-822-6202

Request Form: https://clienthub.getjobber.com/client_hubs/dbc95510-400b-4b6e-839c-d365a8e61dc3/public/work_request/new?source=social_media

our intro to customers

05/03/2025

“ATTENTION YARD OWNERS: There’s a P**p Crisis in Your Backyard…”
Frank’s Locked, Loaded, and Scoopin’ for Glory.

Let’s face it — your yard didn’t sign up to be a p**p plantation.
But if the stink is rising and the piles are multiplying… it’s time to bring in the real pros.

Gone With the P**p LLC isn’t just a dog p**p removal service —
We’re Colorado’s first line of defense against lawn stink, surprise step-ins, and backyard embarrassment.

Led by our no-nonsense mascot Frank (rockin’ his signature red hat and shades), we restore order to your turf — fast, reliably, and professionally.

Here’s what we deliver:
• Reliable weekly, bi-weekly, and one-time p**p scoop services
• Yard deodorizing & sanitizing sprays that kick the stink to the curb
• Large yard? Small yard? We’ve got customized rates for all sizes
• Easy online booking and recurring service management
• Serving Castle Rock to Pueblo — no yard too funky for us

Want more?
Join our Scoop Society Rewards™ — the ultimate membership for pet parents:
• Monthly treat drops for your pup
• FREE deodorizing sprays
• Priority holiday bookings
• Bonus scoops, birthday perks, giveaways & more!
Because clean yards and spoiled dogs go hand in paw.

Frank doesn’t play when it comes to p**p — and neither do we.
If it’s in your yard, it’s on our radar.

Ready to reclaim your backyard and give your pup the royal scoop treatment?
Book now: www.gonewiththep**pllc.com
Or text 719-822-6202

We scoop. You chill. Frank approves.

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05/03/2025

Frank’s $60 P**p Purge – One Yard. One Mission. Total Cleanup.

Too many landmines, not enough time?

Gone With the P**p LLC is unleashing a one-time cleanup so legendary, it’s practically a yard rescue mission.
$60. Any yard size. Any number of dogs. No excuses, no extra charges—just pure p**p-freedom.

No commitments. No contracts. Just one glorious purge.

But hurry! This exclusive purge ends 05/10/2025!

Frank the P**p Boss is suiting up, scooper in paw, ready to restore honor to your backyard.

Book now before the stink strikes back.

Website: www.gonewiththep**pllc.com

Call/Text: 719-822-6202

Request Form: https://clienthub.getjobber.com/client_hubs/f3f024e7-46f3-481d-8a73-a3be25b23f55/public/work_request/new?source=social_media

Serving from Castle Rock to Pueblo

05/02/2025

Your yard called. It’s begging for a p**p intervention.

Too many turds. Not enough time.
Whether it’s a doo-doo disaster or just a sprinkle of stink, Gone With the P**p LLC is on scoop patrol from Castle Rock to Pueblo—rain, shine, or when your neighbor’s dog “accidentally” visits… again.

Let Frank the P**p Boss handle the landmines while you kick back, sip something cold, and enjoy a p**p-free paradise.

Because life’s too short to watch where you step.

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“Gone With the P**p LLC — Making Crap Disappear Since Day One.”

Book Now:
Website: www.gonewiththep**pllc.com

Call/Text: 719-822-6202

Request Form: https://clienthub.getjobber.com/client_hubs/f3f024e7-46f3-481d-8a73-a3be25b23f55/public/work_request/new?source=social_media

05/01/2025

Not ready for recurring p**p cleanup? No problem. We’ve got perks for that.

Introducing Scoop Society Rewards™ — the only dog-friendly membership that rewards you whether you scoop weekly, monthly, or just once in a while.

Don’t want recurring services?
Our two top tiers — Alpha Pooch Elite and Crown Collar Club™ — include free EMERGENCY SCOOPS when disaster strikes. Missed a few landmines before a backyard BBQ? We’ve got your back (and your lawn).

Here’s a taste of what comes with each tier:

Classic Scooper – $13/mo
• Monthly treat drop-offs
• Giveaways + rate lock
• P**p reports (yep, we track the turds)

Premium P**p Pass – $20/mo
• Free monthly deodorizing spray
• Birthday gifts + referral cash
• Bonus scoop after 12 months

Alpha Pooch Elite – $30/mo
• 1 FREE emergency scoop per quarter
• Spring Yard Revival + P**pocalypse deep clean
• Birthday box, gourmet treats & more!

Crown Collar Club™ – $45/mo
• 2 FREE emergency scoops per quarter
• Monthly yard aromatherapy
• Custom bandana, deluxe treats, full Royal Flush yard reset
• Yes, we even send your pup a BIRTHDAY CAKE.

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And more message us to find out more and we’ll send you information not listed

No p**p left behind. No membership like this.
Join now and get the royal treatment — even if you don’t get weekly scoops.
Because your dog deserves more than a clean yard. They deserve a crown.

Join the Membership Today
www.gonewiththep**pllc.com | 719-822-6202

our intro to customers

05/01/2025

We All Know That Yard…

You know the one — you’re enjoying a nice breeze and BOOM!
A wave of funky, stanky, nose-wrinkling dog p**p aroma smacks you in the face.

Maybe it’s your neighbor.
Maybe (gasp) it’s your own yard.
Either way — Gone With the P**p LLC has your back (and your nose).

We’re the pros in p**p patrol, the masters of yard freshness, the heroes your nostrils deserve.

Refer a neighbor or book us for yourself —
because life’s too short to live with Poo Air™.

Click. Scoop. Breathe Easy.

Website: www.gonewiththep**pllc.com
Call/Text: 719-822-6202
Request Form: https://clienthub.getjobber.com/client_hubs/f3f024e7-46f3-481d-8a73-a3be25b23f55/public/work_request/new?source=social_media

our intro to customers

04/30/2025

Say goodbye to the doodoo blues… Frank’s got the scoop!

Tired of dodging landmines in your own backyard? Let Gone With the P**p LLC turn your yard from “eww” to “ooh!”—one glorious scoop at a time.

From Castle Rock to Pueblo, rain, shine, wind, or snow—we show up and clean it up.
Because when nature calls… we answer for your dog.

Why choose us?
• Weekly, bi-weekly, and monthly p**p pickup
• Yard deodorizing sprays that actually work
• Exclusive Scoop Society Rewards with real perks
• Friendly service from Frank & the cleanup crew
• Easy online booking (no sniff tests required)

Your yard deserves better.
Your nose does too.

Book now and experience why Colorado’s talking about the p**p pros who get the job done.

Website: www.gonewiththep**pllc.com

Call/Text: 719-822-6202

Request Form: https://clienthub.getjobber.com/client_hubs/f3f024e7-46f3-481d-8a73-a3be25b23f55/public/work_request/new?source=social_media

04/29/2025

When Duty Calls… We Answer the Doody.

Yup. We said it. Your dog does the business—and we make it OUR business.
From Castle Rock to Pueblo, Gone With the P**p LLC is Colorado’s #1 in the #2 game.

Whether it’s raining, snowing, windy, or blazing hot—we scoop it all.

Why break your back dodging landmines when you could… NOT?
Let us handle the stink, so you can enjoy your yard without fear of stepping in a regret.

Bonus:
Ask us about our Scoop Society Rewards™ and unlock exclusive perks, free sprays, and backyard bragging rights.

Click. Book. Relax.
We’re on p**p patrol—so you don’t have to be.

Call/Text: 719-822-6202

www.gonewiththep**pllc.com

Request Form: https://clienthub.getjobber.com/client_hubs/f3f024e7-46f3-481d-8a73-a3be25b23f55/public/work_request/new?source=social_media

Gone With the P**p LLC
Because every yard deserves a happily ever after.