Vermont Poo Patrol

04/11/2026

Me: "Killian, sit for your picture"
Killian: "chhhhhheeeeeeeeeessssssssseeeeeeee"

11/14/2025

𝗛𝗶 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲!

Now that the snow is falling again 💩🪏❄️ I wanted to take a moment to explain how Vermont Poo Patrol works throughout the winter months.

𝙃𝙤𝙬 𝙒𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙠𝙨
Each week, I will scoop as much as I can. However, if your yard is fully covered in snow on your appointment day, I’ll need to skip that day and try again the following week. This will continue until we get a good scooping day. You may go several weeks without a scoop, but don’t worry — I’ll take care of the entire mess for your regular appointment price as soon as conditions allow.

There is no charge for any week I can’t complete service for any reason, including weather.

Last winter, I was able to scoop most weeks since we didn’t get much snow. February was the only month I couldn’t scoop at all! If we do experience several weeks of heavy snow this year, I may use the occasional Saturday to catch up when weather permits.

𝙃𝙤𝙬 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝘾𝙖𝙣 𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙥
Vermont is famous for its microclimates — I learned last year just how dramatically conditions can differ from yard to yard.
Some yards were buried while others had no snow at all!

To help make things smoother this winter, please message me the day before your regular appointment to let me know if your yard is scoopable. If I don’t hear from you, I’ll swing by when I have reason to believe the conditions are good enough for scooping.

And as always, if you can see the mess and want it taken care of, just reach out anytime and I will be there as soon as I can! 💩🪏❄️

𝙒𝙝𝙮 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙆𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙒𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙎𝙥𝙤𝙩
I highly recommend staying on the Poo Patrol schedule through the winter. Even one scoop a month helps prevent the dreaded springtime “landmine field.”
Dogs p**p every day — and we scoop every day we can. When those warm, wet winter days suddenly expose weeks (or months!) of buildup, you’ll be so glad your yard didn’t get out of control.

If you decide to pause service for the winter, I completely understand — just please know I can’t guarantee your spot will still be available in the spring. I’m one person doing this part-time, and winter is actually when many new customers sign up as it's even harder to get out and scoop this time of year. My appointment slots are extremely limited and fill up quickly.

𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙠 𝙔𝙤𝙪!

Thank you all for being part of the Poo Patrol gang! We’ll get through this winter together.
If you ever have questions, concerns, or need a quick scoop, please don’t hesitate to reach out.

Deserae
802-777-9636

10/28/2025

🥳🎂 1 whole year of DOODY calls—and we ANSWERED! 💩🪏🤎

From muddy spring yards to snowy winter cleanups, scorching hot days and soaking wet mornings - we’ve scooped, smiled, and served with pride (and a little humor 😉).

A huge THANK YOU to all of our amazing customers who made this first year such a success! You’re the reason we do what we doooo! 💩✨

10/28/2025

The Dogs aren't sure how to feel but PAWrents everywhere are CRAZY in love with Vermont Poo Patrol 💩🪏🤎

SUBSCRIPTION POOPER SCOOPER SERVICES:

Weekly: $35 per cleaning

Bi-Weekly: $65 per cleaning

Monthly: $125 per cleaning

One-Time Cleanings: Start at $185

We are proud to offer discounts to Senior Citizens, Veterans and Gold Star Family members as well as to retired or active military, police, service and/or working dogs. One time cleanings get a reduced rate. Subscribers get a reduced rate and additional perks.

Please reach out if you have any questions or if you're interested in getting something scheduled! I will be there as soon as I can! 💩🪏🤎

Be well!

Deserae
802-777-9636

** PLEASE NOTE: The above pricing is for 1 dog with a small/average yard, for multiple dogs there is a $10 charge per dog added to each cleaning. There can be an initial cleaning fee ranging anywhere from $10 to $50 (or more) added to your first cleaning appointment on a subscription service and/or to a one time cleaning appointment depending on how long it has been since the yard was last cleaned. If it hasn't been cleaned in over 3 months please anticipate additional charges. Large/oversized yards will have additional costs for all services depending on size.**

05/07/2025

I found the perfect hat for Poo Patrol 💩🪏

05/03/2025

The dogs are highly suspicious of Poo Patrol 💩

04/08/2025

Just look at my handsome guy 😍

Gabrielle was amazing (Killian was a demon)
Highly recommend this service!! So convenient and one less thing for me to stress about fitting into my schedule!! Thank you so much for pampering this brat!! 😜🖤🙏 Furry Land Mobile Grooming of Vermont

He even got a blueberry facial 🥰 He hated it 🤣

04/08/2025

OH. MY. GOODNESS 🥹

THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH 💩🤎🙏✨

04/01/2025

It's no JOKE! I'm a FOOL for my customers!

CONGRATULATIONS to Melissa McFarland who won the drawing for one free month of weekly p**per scooper service 💩😁 I'm a fool for you and the month of April is on me!! So happy to help take care of you and your doggos. Thank you for supporting Vermont Poo Patrol and being such an amazing client and person!! 🤎

03/25/2025

Spring is SPRINGING 🌱 and those nasty ticks will be coming out soon! A few have been spotted on dogs already! Vermont Poo Patrol can help with that! We offer application of Cedarcide all natural flea and tick repellent for your lawn and yard! It also helps keep mosquitoes away! 🦟

This service is only available on a subscription basis as just like any other pest control it must be applied several times throughout the season but unlike other pest control options this is all natural, safe, effective, non toxic, kid, pet and earth friendly!! 🌎

Link provided below for those interested in looking at what we use or if you are wanting to do it yourself and looking for a wonderful product! I am not affiliated with Cedarcide, I just highly recommend this product!

Do it yourself pest control is cost-effective and efficient. With the right pet-safe solution, you can achieve long-term results that are safe for the entire family.