
07/09/2025
*Enter me always looking like Adam Sandler in crocs* As my clients have probably noticed 😬
Dog Sports & Dress Codes
What are athletes allowed to wear while training or competing?
In many sports — track & field, running, volleyball, gymnastics — it’s totally normal to wear shorts, crop tops, or form-fitting gear.
No one questions it. It’s accepted. It’s sport.
But who decided in dog training that the only acceptable uniform is cargo pants and a plastic vest that feels like a sweaty potato sack?
Is there a rulebook somewhere that says you must look like that to be taken seriously in dog sports? Are these outfits a requirement for success?
What kind of body do you need to be “allowed” to wear shorts?
What size bust is small enough for a sports bra to be acceptable?
Are tight clothes only for people under 30?
And once you’ve given birth — are you supposed to live in oversized shirts and long pants forever?
FACTS 👇
There are no rules about how a dog trainer must dress.
You can absolutely train your dog on a summer field wearing the same breathable clothes people wear in other sports, if you want to.
And if that makes someone uncomfortable, maybe they should reflect on why.
Women have always been policed — by age, by body shape, by their sport.
They should not, because it’s nobody’s business.
I’ll keep showing that it’s up to YOU what you wear.
Yes, I do like to poke a little with my outfit choices.
I’m old enough. I’m bold enough. I’m brave enough.
And I’m successful enough to completely crash some people’s patriarchal fantasy that I’m just some bimbo influencer who doesn’t actually know how to train dogs and is just performing herself online.
Some I inspire. Some I bother.
And personally? I love doing it my way.
Whether I bother you or not — if you’re still watching …
👋 you’re a fan.
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