The Straygency

10/30/2026

BREAKING MEWS: LOCAL WOMEN ACCUSED OF RUNNING UNDERGROUND CAT-TRAPPING OPERATION! 🕵️‍♀️

CEDAR RAPIDS, IA — Authorities at The Straygency have received reports of two local women, identified only as Becky and Susan, spending their free time luring unsuspecting neighborhood cats into traps.

Sources confirm the women then transported their captives to Iowa Humane Alliance, where the cats were subjected to a shocking discovery:

Their baby-making days were OVER.

Investigators report that the cats were subsequently provided with warm accommodations, meals, and supervised recovery before returning to their regularly scheduled neighborhood shenanigans.

When questioned about their involvement, Becky and Susan were reportedly unavailable for comment, presumably because they were busy doing something suspiciously nice for cats.

💗 The alleged mastermind financing this operation? Cedar Rapids Friends Helping Friends Foundation — whose generous grant has made these community-led TNR missions possible!

🐾 Their accomplices at Iowa Humane Alliance(IHA) are still performing snips and tips with absolutely no signs of slowing down.

THE STRAYGENCY'S OFFICIAL STATEMENT:

We fully support this operation and encourage more citizens to engage in similar acts of premeditated kindness. 😹

Three more cats fixed. Three more cases closed. And two community cat caregivers who deserve a HUGE thank you! 💗

This has been a completely unserious news report about some seriously wonderful people.

10/28/2026

⚠ OPERATION: TAKE THE CASE IS ON A ROLL! ⚠️

Six more suspects apprehended! Their baby-making equipment has been seized, their reproductive privileges revoked, and their kitten-producing careers TERMINATED!

No appeals. No parole. No more tiny accomplices!

🙏 HUGE thanks to Cedar Rapids Friends Helping Friends Foundation (FHFF) for bankrolling this sting operation!

👏 Shoutout to our citizen agents who handled the trapping and transportation. You caught 'em!

💃 Special thanks to Hero's Haven Animal Rescue for helping out with this round! Teamwork makes the dream work, am I right?

🤜 Fist-bump to Iowa Humane Alliance (IHA) for taking care of the snips and tips. You fixed 'em!

We are now officially EIGHT CATS AWAY FROM 200 TNRs IN 2026!

EIGHT. That's it. Just eight more freeloading, biscuit-making, baby-producing hooligans standing between us and 200!

The suspects have graciously (or not so graciously) agreed to undergo surgery, provided someone else pays for it. Apparently, that's how their entire financial plan works.

So, we're recruiting EIGHT (or more if you’re feeling as spicy as some of these cats) SPONSORS WITH $50 AND A HEALTHY DISRESPECT FOR UNPLANNED CAT PREGNANCIES!

Your donation could be the reason some unsuspecting tomcat wakes up tomorrow wondering where his trouble puffs went. BE THAT PERSON.

💲 Donate: https://www.thestraygency.com/
💰Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/TheStraygency

10/28/2026

ANOTHER ROUND OF SNIPS AND TIPS

Meet the latest members of The Straygency's TNR program!

Thanks to a generous grant from Cedar Rapids Friends Helping Friends Foundation (FHFF) seven cats were spayed or neutered, received their rabies and FVRCP vaccinations, got a round of Revolution, a microchip, and got a snazzy ear tip!

A HUGE thank you to FHFF for funding this important work and helping us make a real difference for community cats.

An equally HUGE thank you to the amazing Cedar Rapids residents (Erynn Audré Hauk, Becky Winistorfer, Paula Lopez) who stepped up to trap, transport, and care for these cats! This is exactly what community-driven TNR is all about. When residents take an active role in helping the cats in their neighborhoods, we can accomplish so much more together!

And, of course, THANK YOU to Iowa Humane Alliance (IHA) for continuing to provide affordable, accessible spay/neuter services and making this work possible. Your dedication to community cats is invaluable!

With Cedar Rapids newly passed TNR ordinance, we're excited to see residents getting involved and taking action. This is just the beginning!

Seven more cats fixed. Countless future litters prevented.

10/27/2026

Friends, Family and Followers!
Thank you for donating and supporting the SNIP Iowa Rummage Sale!

We were a little short of goal but we made a huge impact!

It was wonderful meeting all of you!
We cannot do this without your support and good wishes!

Stay tuned for great things coming soon!

10/26/2026

10/23/2026

💙💙 More great items!

📣The Straygency Rummage Sale!
Proceeds will be used to purchase the Surgical Equipment for SNIP Iowa!

**Cash only**

⭐️Address: 1850 Blairs Ferry Rd NE
Cedar Rapids, Ia 52402
(Located next to Jiffy L**e and Blairs Ferry Pet Hospital)

⭐️Sale Date:
Saturday, Oct 24th from 8:00am to.Noon

❓️Can you share?

10/23/2026

📣The Straygency Rummage Sale!
Proceeds will be used to purchase the Surgical Equipment for SNIP Iowa!

**Cash only**

⭐️Address: 1850 Blairs Ferry Rd NE
Cedar Rapids, Ia 52402
(Located next to Jiffy L**e and Blairs Ferry Pet Hospital)

⭐️Sale Date:
Saturday, Oct 24th from 8:00am to Noon

10/23/2026

Some of the great items you will find!

📣The Straygency Rummage Sale!
Proceeds will be used to purchase the Surgical Equipment for SNIP Iowa!

**Cash only**

⭐️Address: 1850 Blairs Ferry Rd NE
Cedar Rapids, Ia 52402
(Located next to Jiffy L**e and Blairs Ferry Pet Hospital)

⭐️Sale Date:
Saturday, Oct 24th from 8:00am to.Noon

❓️Can you share?

10/23/2026

Can you share?

📣The Straygency Rummage Sale!
Proceeds will be used to purchase the Surgical Equipment for SNIP Iowa!

**Cash only**

⭐️Address: 1850 Blairs Ferry Rd NE
Cedar Rapids, Ia 52402
(Located next to Jiffy L**e and Blairs Ferry Pet Hospital)

⭐️Sale Dates:
Friday, Oct 23 from 8:00am to 5:00pm
Saturday, Oct 24th from 8:00am to.Noon

10/22/2026

❤️Small crew! Big Hearts!

📣The Straygency Rummage Sale!
Proceeds will be used to purchase the Surgical Equipment for SNIP Iowa!

**Cash only**

⭐️Address: 1850 Blairs Ferry Rd NE
Cedar Rapids, Ia 52402
(Located next to Jiffy L**e and Blairs Ferry Pet Hospital)

⭐️Sale Dates:
Thursday, Oct 22nd from 8:00am to 5:00pm
Friday, Oct 23 from 8:00am to 5:00pm
Saturday, Oct 24th from 8:00am to.Noon

❓️Can you share?