Gangsta’s Paradise Farm

Gangsta’s Paradise Farm Lunatic owned and operated 5 acre micro-farm in Colorado. Producing meat, dairy, eggs, and chaos.

We figuring this s**t out dw 💪😭 but I stg!!! fOr tHiS dOeLiNg wE pRaYeD, pain in the ass goat!!!!!! 1. Born sleepy; had ...
04/21/2026

We figuring this s**t out dw 💪😭 but I stg!!! fOr tHiS dOeLiNg wE pRaYeD, pain in the ass goat!!!!!!

1. Born sleepy; had to warm her up and bottle train extra 🫩
2. Stands Stupid III 🚫📉
3. Over eager at feedings 😵
4. Stubborn 🚨
5. Landless 😮‍💨
6. No car 🤯
7. Broke 🤢🤮
8. Annoying👎😴
9. Idk get out already bye 👉🚪

01/16/2026

Welcome to Blossoms & Bees Homestead 🐝🌼
We’re so glad you’re here! Blossoms & Bees Homestead is an educational, hands-on homestead experience for all ages, created to connect our community with nature, animals, and the beauty of simple living.
Our journey began in 2018 in Fountain, Colorado, where we started out as your favorite local chicken source. What began with a love for raising animals and providing fresh, responsibly raised poultry slowly grew into something bigger—a passion for learning, teaching, and building a true homestead lifestyle.
As our vision grew, so did our roots. In 2020, Blossoms & Bees Homestead moved to Callahan, where we’ve continued to expand into a space designed for education, exploration, and connection.
Today, we offer experiences that include: 🌿 Farm and animal education
🐐 Petting zoo-style visits
🐓 Learning about chickens, goats, cows, and more animal care
🌼 Nature-based learning
👩‍🌾 Homestead skills and hands-on discovery
👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Experiences for children, families, and community groups

Whether you’re a childcare program looking for an educational field trip, a parent wanting meaningful outdoor experiences for your child, or an adult curious about homesteading life, there’s a place for you here.

Thank you for supporting small beginnings, growing dreams, and a homestead built with heart.
Welcome to the farm 🤍🐝

03/17/2024
Every single day, Miss Hannibal Lecter here teaches me new ways to earn my daily dose of cortisol. Today Stubs is wearin...
03/13/2024

Every single day, Miss Hannibal Lecter here teaches me new ways to earn my daily dose of cortisol. Today Stubs is wearing a grazing mask because she fu***ng bites her friends. Okay pitbull 😤 wear the mask then

Olive Egger cross hen 2 years old She has been actively laying since January and lays consistently during the year. Defi...
03/12/2024

Olive Egger cross hen 2 years old

She has been actively laying since January and lays consistently during the year.

Definitely one of my best girls.

$20 farm pick up or meet in Skate City parking lot

Strawberry says sorry (he is still capable of extreme violence)
03/12/2024

Strawberry says sorry (he is still capable of extreme violence)

Well Strawberry you actual dunce. You really fu**ed it up this time. He is in baby JAIL for tusking his sounder mate ove...
03/12/2024

Well Strawberry you actual dunce. You really fu**ed it up this time. He is in baby JAIL for tusking his sounder mate over a fu***ng banana SEIZE HIM ARREST THIS FOOL. And it was fractions of a cm away from disaster! You IDIOT 😭

So ya TIL Strawberry doesn’t share bananas with his friends. Everybody start booing this mf immediately and intensely. Passionately, even.

They heard something I can’t and I so wanna be in the know 👀👂🔊 tell me besties!! I’m shook
03/11/2024

They heard something I can’t and I so wanna be in the know 👀👂🔊 tell me besties!! I’m shook

Thank you, pigeons, for not running away. I really appreciate that.
03/10/2024

Thank you, pigeons, for not running away. I really appreciate that.

LOOK AT THE FAT ROLLS 🥹
03/09/2024

LOOK AT THE FAT ROLLS 🥹

Address

N Ellicott Highway
Calhan, CO
80808

Telephone

+18084365400

Website

http://gangstasparadisefarm.com/

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