06/02/2026
🚨🐾 BREAKING NEWS FROM MAZIE MOOZ 🐾🚨
Dolly has officially entered witness protection and will now be known as “Dolly, the detainee”. 🤦♀️😂
In an effort to give her dad a little extra excitement for his birthday (and maybe a few light heart palpitations), Miss Dolly decided to embark on an unsanctioned neighborhood adventure. What was intended to be a quick stroll turned into a full-blown escapade complete with a one-night stay at the local “canine correctional facility.” 🚔🐶
Rumors of indecent exposure remain unconfirmed. 😏
After her wild ride, this little jailbird was safely returned to her very relieved parents, who were probably considering replacing their morning coffee with blood pressure medication.
We’re happy to report that Dolly has been released on good behavior, all charges have been dropped, and she is currently accepting belly rubs and legal counsel.
❤️ Welcome home, Dolly. We love you, you tiny fugitive.
📣 Speaking of fresh starts, we have a few grooming appointments available! Whether your pup is a seasoned citizen or a recently released jailbird, we’re ready to get them looking their best.
📞 248-770-2118
📍 Mazie Mooz Boutique & Grooming
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