Captain Scoop

Captain Scoop Captain Scoop reporting for doody, we scoop so you don’t have to, 1 less thing 2 worry about every wk

🐾 Does your backyard smell like a minefield? Keep reading.I spent 10 years as an Ohio State Highway Patrol Trooper.I sho...
05/25/2026

🐾 Does your backyard smell like a minefield? Keep reading.

I spent 10 years as an Ohio State Highway Patrol Trooper.

I showed up in blizzards. On holidays. At 3am on a Sunday.

Because that's what the job required.

Now I'm a USPS mail carrier, a driving instructor, and a single dad.

And I just started Captain Scoop because I looked around my neighborhood and realized something:

Every busy family with dogs is fighting the same battle every weekend.

You work all week.

You finally get a day off.

And instead of enjoying your yard with your kids...

You're out there with a bag and a scoop.
That ends today.

πŸͺ– Reporting for Doody.
Captain Scoop is NE Ohio's newest professional pet waste removal service β€” serving Brecksville, Broadview Heights, and surrounding suburbs.
We scoop so you don't have to.

βœ… HERE'S WHAT WE OFFER: prices start at

🟒 Basic β€” Scoop & Go
Weekly: $20 (1 dog) | $25 (2 dogs) | $30 (3 dogs)
We come. We scoop. Your yard is clean. Done.
πŸ”΅ Ideal β€” Scoop + Deodorizer
Weekly: $30 (1 dog) | $35 (2 dogs) | $40 (3 dogs)
Everything above PLUS a pet-safe, kid-safe enzymatic odor treatment that eliminates smells at the source. Not a cover-up. Gone.
⭐ Premium β€” The Full Package
Weekly: $35 (1 dog) | $40 (2 dogs) | $45 (3 dogs)
Everything above PLUS we haul the waste completely off your property. Nothing left behind. Your yard. Spotless.

πŸ“… Service Frequencies:
Weekly (most popular)
Bi-weekly
2x per week (multiple large dogs)
🏑 Standard yards included. Large yards quoted on size.

🀝 THE REFERRAL PROGRAM:
Love your service? Tell a neighbor.
For every friend you refer who becomes a customer you get $10 off your next month.
They get a clean yard. You get rewarded. Simple.

πŸ›‘οΈ THE TROOPER STANDARD GUARANTEE:
I was trained by the State of Ohio to show up no matter what.

If Captain Scoop misses your scheduled visit without giving you advance notice:
Your next service is FREE.

No fine print. No runaround. No excuses.
Just the same accountability I was held to wearing a badge.

πŸš€ LAUNCH SPECIAL β€” First 10 Customers Only:
Sign up before June 14th and get your first month of deodorizer FREE with any weekly plan.
That's a $40+ value yours at no charge just for being one of the first 10 families to join.

πŸ“² Ready to reclaim your weekends?
πŸ‘‰ DM me right now with the word "SCOOP"
πŸ‘‰ Or text/call: 216-264-0030
πŸ‘‰ Or email: [email protected]

Serving Brecksville, Broadview Heights, and surrounding NE Ohio suburbs.

Captain Scoop | Reporting for Doody 🐾
We scoop so you don't have to. One less thing to worry about every week

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Brecksville, OH

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