05/25/2026
🐾 Does your backyard smell like a minefield? Keep reading.
I spent 10 years as an Ohio State Highway Patrol Trooper.
I showed up in blizzards. On holidays. At 3am on a Sunday.
Because that's what the job required.
Now I'm a USPS mail carrier, a driving instructor, and a single dad.
And I just started Captain Scoop because I looked around my neighborhood and realized something:
Every busy family with dogs is fighting the same battle every weekend.
You work all week.
You finally get a day off.
And instead of enjoying your yard with your kids...
You're out there with a bag and a scoop.
That ends today.
🪖 Reporting for Doody.
Captain Scoop is NE Ohio's newest professional pet waste removal service — serving Brecksville, Broadview Heights, and surrounding suburbs.
We scoop so you don't have to.
✅ HERE'S WHAT WE OFFER: prices start at
🟢 Basic — Scoop & Go
Weekly: $20 (1 dog) | $25 (2 dogs) | $30 (3 dogs)
We come. We scoop. Your yard is clean. Done.
🔵 Ideal — Scoop + Deodorizer
Weekly: $30 (1 dog) | $35 (2 dogs) | $40 (3 dogs)
Everything above PLUS a pet-safe, kid-safe enzymatic odor treatment that eliminates smells at the source. Not a cover-up. Gone.
⭐ Premium — The Full Package
Weekly: $35 (1 dog) | $40 (2 dogs) | $45 (3 dogs)
Everything above PLUS we haul the waste completely off your property. Nothing left behind. Your yard. Spotless.
📅 Service Frequencies:
Weekly (most popular)
Bi-weekly
2x per week (multiple large dogs)
🏡 Standard yards included. Large yards quoted on size.
🤝 THE REFERRAL PROGRAM:
Love your service? Tell a neighbor.
For every friend you refer who becomes a customer you get $10 off your next month.
They get a clean yard. You get rewarded. Simple.
🛡️ THE TROOPER STANDARD GUARANTEE:
I was trained by the State of Ohio to show up no matter what.
If Captain Scoop misses your scheduled visit without giving you advance notice:
Your next service is FREE.
No fine print. No runaround. No excuses.
Just the same accountability I was held to wearing a badge.
🚀 LAUNCH SPECIAL — First 10 Customers Only:
Sign up before June 14th and get your first month of deodorizer FREE with any weekly plan.
That's a $40+ value yours at no charge just for being one of the first 10 families to join.
📲 Ready to reclaim your weekends?
👉 DM me right now with the word "SCOOP"
👉 Or text/call: 216-264-0030
👉 Or email: [email protected]
Serving Brecksville, Broadview Heights, and surrounding NE Ohio suburbs.
Captain Scoop | Reporting for Doody 🐾
We scoop so you don't have to. One less thing to worry about every week
