Osiris & Ra

Osiris & Ra Hairless. Shameless. Slightly famous. Wrinkles + Attitude + Chaos. Tap follow. You know you want to.

Ooope👿
06/14/2026

Ooope

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The Cat With the Hands: Phase OneOsiris: The plan is progressing nicely.Me: What plan?Osiris: World domination, obviousl...
06/11/2026

The Cat With the Hands: Phase One

Osiris: The plan is progressing nicely.

Me: What plan?

Osiris: World domination, obviously. First, we convinced humans to feed us. Then we convinced them to clean our litter boxes. Now comes the final stage...

Me: And what's that?

Osiris: Human transportation.

Me: That's not a thing.

Osiris: Observe.

Leaps onto shoulders.

Osiris: Forward, steed. The zucchini require inspection.

Me: You're a cat.

Osiris: Incorrect. I am management.

Five minutes later...

Osiris: Slower. I must evaluate the squash.

Me: You haven't walked a single step yourself.

Osiris: Why would I? I have hands now.

Me: You do not have hands.

Osiris: Then explain why you're carrying me through the garden while I supervise.

Me: 🙄

Osiris: Excellent. Next, we shall inspect the tomatoes. Then perhaps conquer a neighboring kingdom.

Me: You mean the backyard.

Osiris: The backyard... for now. 😼🌱👑

06/07/2026

The Pissy Face of the year award goes to.....

Ra!!!

Extra toes means extra clippings. He hates every second of it.

Just look at that face. 😾

He bags himself. 💁‍♀️
06/05/2026

He bags himself. 💁‍♀️

06/02/2026

🫠🫠🫠 literally melting 🫠🫠🫠

Osiris: "The wrinkles aren't age—they're accumulated disappointment due to the lack of upkeep out here."Me: 😑
06/02/2026

Osiris: "The wrinkles aren't age—they're accumulated disappointment due to the lack of upkeep out here."

Me: 😑

06/02/2026

The convo taking place is hilarious!

Osiris gives zero fs as long as he gets his pattypats.

Osiris: The humans don't want me here so here I shall be.... Me: 🖕Osiris: 🖕🖕
05/28/2026

Osiris: The humans don't want me here so here I shall be....
Me: 🖕
Osiris: 🖕🖕

05/08/2026

😼 got em

04/27/2026

Its a mess messin' with these two!

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