10/30/2026
🦄💀 In Loving Memory of Unicorn 💀🦄
After years of faithful service and surviving more Setters and Cockers than anyone can count, our beloved unicorn has met her end.
The investigation is complete. Harrison snatched her and made a run for the great outdoors, but make no mistake, Tally was the mastermind and the one who finished the job. Stuffing was found at the scene. The suspect was photographed shortly afterward and shows absolutely no remorse.
Unicorn is survived by a lot of fluff, and her legacy will live on in the dust pan and the trash. 🕊️