Faeryland's Farm Menagerie

06/02/2026

Quick Tip #4. Photo Breakdown: If Joe looks at a hoof and gets quiet… pay attention. He’s usually looking for:

• Cracks starting to form.
• Uneven wear.
• Signs of infection.

Most of this can be managed early if caught in time. Waiting is what turns it into a problem.

06/01/2026

We are pleased to offer Tarot Readings with Goats and Dream Interpretations at Faeryland’s Farm Menagerie. 🐐✨

At Faeryland’s Farm, everything we do includes the animals. These sessions are designed to provide a reflective, meaningful experience that combines the calming presence of sanctuary animals with intuitive insight and basic psychology-informed tools for stress management and personality development.

Offerings:
🔮 Tarot Readings with Goats — $45
🌙 Dream Interpretations — $75
Dream interpretations require additional time and deeper reflection.

These sessions are ideal for those seeking a unique wellness experience that encourages self-reflection, personal insight, and a sense of calm connection.

To learn more or book, PM us!

Animals first. Always.

05/29/2026

4. Photo Breakdown

If Joe looks at a hoof and gets quiet… pay attention.

He’s usually looking for:
• Cracks starting to form
• Uneven wear
• Signs of infection

Most of this can be managed early if caught in time.

Waiting is what turns it into a problem.

05/28/2026

The goats had a great time today and I heard Bandit had some adventures inside the library and got popcorn 🍿 🐐

05/28/2026

The goats will be there today! Come out and see us!

The moment you've been waiting the schedule to our Summer Reading Program 2026! Join us every Thursday at 2pm for an incredible time.

05/27/2026

They climbed into the back of the CRV and immediately acted like this was their vehicle, their bedding, their supply run, and their life now.

Bandit said, “Road trip?”
Rebel said, “No, this is our house.”
I said words not approved for a family-friendly farm page.

This is what chores look like at Faeryland’s Farm: one human trying to work, two goats turning the back of a CRV into a luxury barn suite.

They are not in the way.

They are quality control. 🐐🚗

Animals first. Always.

05/26/2026

Quick question for horse owners:

How often are you actually checking your horse’s hooves between farrier visits?

Not when something looks wrong—
just regular checks.

Joe says this alone would prevent a lot of the issues he sees.

Curious what everyone else is doing 👇

05/25/2026

Bandit has now been discovered on the radio stand.

Why?

Nobody knows.

At this point, we are beginning to suspect she is not actually a goat.
She is a tiny cryptid that appears randomly throughout the property to cause confusion and mild emotional distress.

We never know where we will find her.

On the porch.
On the John Deere.
Inside something she should not fit inside.
Standing somewhere impossible while looking extremely proud of herself.

This has to be the funniest little goat on the farm.

Bandit does not walk through life.
She climbs directly onto it. 🐐😂

Animals first. Always.

05/23/2026

Bandit has once again selected a completely normal and reasonable place to relax.

The John Deere.

Because why lay in hay, grass, bedding, or literally any soft surface when you can sprawl across farm equipment like you own the place?

Around here, we never know where Bandit will lay down next.

A chair? Probably.
A feeder? Absolutely.
A tractor? Apparently, yes.
Somewhere useful that Joe needs? Almost guaranteed.

She is not resting.
She is supervising.

Animals first. Always. 🐐🚜

05/22/2026

This is Rebel.

Rebel spends most of her time alternating between dramatic exhaustion and suspicious activity.

Five minutes before this photo? Running around like she personally invented chaos.
Five minutes after this photo? Probably bothering somebody’s fence line for enrichment purposes.

Goats are honestly a perfect lesson in boundaries and consent. They’ll tell you very clearly when they want space, when they want attention, and when they absolutely do not care about your plans for the day.

Rebel, for example, believes scheduled chores are more of a loose suggestion.

But this is sanctuary life.

Not polished.
Not staged.
Just rescued animals getting the chance to rest, play, cause mild problems, and exist safely on their own terms.

Honestly, seeing a rescue animal finally comfortable enough to nap in the dirt like this? That’s the good stuff.

Even if the “good stuff” sometimes comes with destroyed buckets.

We are rescue-first, animals-first, and committed to giving every animal here safety, dignity, and care for life.

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