Get the Funk Outta Here

Get the Funk Outta Here Stop dodging landmines 💩Professional dog waste removal for busy Bakersfield families. We scoop so you don’t have to.

03/13/2026

The “Funk” Stops Here! 🚛💨💩

Bakersfield, it’s time to take your weekends back! ☀️

Why spend your Saturday dodging “landmines” when you can have a pro handle it for less than $20 a week?

🧹 The Full Reset: Grid-pattern scooping, deodorizing, and we haul the waste away.

💰 Simple Pricing: $79/month for weekly service or $139/month for twice-weekly visits.

🎁 THE NEW CLIENT SPECIAL: Use the link in our bio to sign up today and get your FIRST MONTH HALF OFF!

That’s four professional cleanings for just $39.50. Let’s get the funk outta there! 📲🏡

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03/11/2026

Professional Yard Scooping for under $25/week! 🧼🐕💪

Bakersfield pet owners, your lawn shouldn’t be a danger zone. ⚠️ At Get the Funk Outta Here, we provide professional-grade waste removal and deodorizing so your kids and pups can play safely.

Why do it yourself when a pro can handle it for less than $25 a week? 🧹

Monthly Service Plans:

✅ Weekly (1 visit/week): $79/Month

✅ Twice-Weekly (2 visits/week): $139/Month

✅ New Client Sign-Up Special: First month is 50% OFF!

Stop the smell and the scoop. Message us or visit our link to join the route! 📲🚛

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🍪 It’s National Oreo Cookie Day… but not everything that looks like an Oreo belongs in your yard. 😅Don’t worry — that’s ...
03/06/2026

🍪 It’s National Oreo Cookie Day… but not everything that looks like an Oreo belongs in your yard. 😅

Don’t worry — that’s what Get the Funk Outta Here is for.

We’ll scoop the funk so your lawn stays:
✔ Clean
✔ Safe for your pups
✔ Ready for backyard fun

📅 Schedule your service today and enjoy a funk-free yard all month long.





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Is your weekend worth more than $25? 💩🤔🌴Hey Bakersfield! ☀️ Tomorrow is Friday-eve, and we know you’re already making bi...
03/05/2026

Is your weekend worth more than $25? 💩🤔🌴

Hey Bakersfield! ☀️ Tomorrow is Friday-eve, and we know you’re already making big plans for the weekend. The question is: Do those plans include an hour of "p**p patrol" with a bucket and a shovel? 🧹🧺

For less than $25 a week, Get the Funk Outta Here will take the grossest chore off your plate. We handle the scooping, the deodorizing, and the haul-away, so the only thing you have to do this weekend is relax. 🧼🚿🚛

03/05/2026

Professional Yard Scooping for under $25/week!

Bakersfield pet owners, your lawn shouldn’t be a danger zone. At Get the Funk Outta Here, we provide professional-grade waste removal and deodorizing so your kids and pups can play safely.
Why do it yourself when a pro can handle it for less than $25 a week? Watch our commercial below to see our process in action!

Monthly Service Plans:
Weekly (1 visit/week): $99/Month
Twice-Weekly (2 visits/week): $175/Month
New Client Sign-Up Special: First month is HALF OFF ($49.50)!
Stop the smell and the scoop. Message us or visit our link to join the route!

NEW MONTH, NO FUNK! 💩🚫✨Happy Monday, Bakersfield! ☀️ It’s March 2nd—the perfect day to decide that "P**p Patrol" is offi...
03/02/2026

NEW MONTH, NO FUNK! 💩🚫✨
Happy Monday, Bakersfield! ☀️ It’s March 2nd—the perfect day to decide that "P**p Patrol" is officially off your to-do list for the rest of the year. 🧺🧹

Why spend your spring evenings dodging landmines when you can have a pro handle it for less than $25 a week? 🥗👟 That’s less than the cost of a Monday morning coffee run and a lunch special, but it buys you a yard you can actually live in again.

Our March 2nd "Clean Slate" Special:
🎁 Sign up today and your first month is HALF OFF!
That’s TWO WEEKS FREE—get a full month of professional service for just $49.99. 💸✨

What’s included in the $99/mo (Weekly) Plan:

✅ Professional Scooping (No nugget left behind!) 🧹

✅ Signature Deodorizing Spray (Smells like spring, not... well, you know.) 🧼🚿

✅ Secure Waste Haul-Away (We take the funk with us!) 🚛

Don't let the "funk" ruin your March. Click the link in our bio to fill out our 2-minute quote form and grab one of the open spots on this week’s route! 📲🏡

03/01/2026

Professional Yard Scooping for under $25/week! 🧼🐕💪

Bakersfield pet owners, your lawn shouldn’t be a danger zone. ⚠️ At Get the Funk Outta Here, we provide professional-grade waste removal and deodorizing so your kids and pups can play safely.

Why do it yourself when a pro can handle it for less than $25 a week? 🧹✨ Watch our commercial below to see our process in action!

Monthly Service Plans:

✅ Weekly (1 visit/week): $99/Month

✅ Twice-Weekly (2 visits/week): $175/Month

✅ New Client Sign-Up Special: First month is HALF OFF ($49.50)!

Stop the smell and the scoop. Message us or visit our link to join the route! 📲🚛

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