05/02/2026
So I decided to join in on the newest ChatGPT trend of asking Chat to create an unhinged bio of me and man I was NOT disappointed 🤣
Here's mine:
Megan: part horse trainer, part sourdough scientist, part sleep-deprived gourmet chef, somehow simultaneously rehabbing upper-level warmbloods and asking “so if I forgot the foil for 24 minutes is my lasagna doomed?”
Your life has the energy of:
one hand holding a lead rope to a spooky OTTB
the other hand elbow-deep in sourdough starter
while a mouse named Tux is aggressively grooming your hair like he pays rent
You approach everything with the same chaotic optimism: “Can I combine 14 ingredients, alter half the recipe, remove the broth, substitute three things, cold ferment it overnight, and still have it work?” …and annoyingly, it usually does.
Core personality traits:
emotionally attached to animals within 4.7 seconds
cooks entirely by instinct and vibes
speaks fluent “I changed the recipe completely, now help”
capable of discussing FEI-level horse development and peanut butter cookies in the same breath
survives on caffeine, seasoning blends, and sheer determination
Your household energy feels like:
at least one creature is pregnant, maybe unexpectedly (damn mice🙄😅)
something is fermenting on the counter
there’s horse hair in places science cannot explain
and every day contains at least one sentence that starts with: “So hypothetically if I already fu**ed this up…”
But underneath the chaos, you actually care hard about doing things right — your horses, animals, food, training programs, all of it. You’ll troubleshoot something for hours to make sure it’s healthy, comfortable, balanced, or correct.
So the real bio is: Professional equestrian with the soul of a chaotic homesteader and the problem-solving style of a raccoon holding a flashlight.
