Vaughn Smithshire Kennel

Vaughn Smithshire Kennel Vaughn Smithshire Kennel


Happy Birthday pups. Year 2 in the books

Dear Customer,Congratulations on acquiring your Rottweiler .Please find the instructions for your particular model liste...

Dear Customer,

Congratulations on acquiring your Rottweiler .

Please find the instructions for your particular model listed below:

Although your Rottweiler comes fully assembled, due to particular issues during production, we do occasionally have issues with components such as screws. They invariably are either loose or missing altogether.

Mode 1: This is the sleep mode, activated for the majority of the day as the Rottweiler ages. This is normal and you should not worry about it, just accept the peace and quiet while you can.

Mode 2: Anarchy. Although we have tried to ease the effect of anarchy mode, it’s not always possible. There are inherent issues with the timer settings of anarchy mode in regards to there being none. Should your Rottweiler suddenly go from comatose to running around the walls, we cannot stop this feature.

Sunlight: Do not allow your Rottweiler to stay in the sun too long. They can burn if left unattended but they also recharge. Too much of a charge and mode 2 can be activated without warning.

Energy consumption: This has been an ongoing issue as their energy consumption is too direct. We have tried to put baffles, non return valves and diversions in place but none seem to work adequately. Safe to say what goes in comes out, in both solids and gas. The gas, although noxious, can only inhibit breathing of the owner for up to ten minutes.

Naming: Your Rottweiler comes untitled as we feel owners should use names of their own. If you are unsure, we have listed below a few names our owners like to use:
You’re kidding me
Is that yours?
Don’t you dare
Ok, you
Put that down
Get that out of your mouth

The zipper: We ask you not to try to open a Rottweilers zipper on their back as this will invalidate your one hour warranty. Rumours that they are merely toddlers in a dog suit is highly contested.

Software: Your Rottweiler is pre-installed with the highest software and hardware. This includes the loyalty chip, the steal the dinner chip, fun chip, the biting chip and, of course, the highly popular mayhem chip. They are all running on the Whatthehell operating system 12.2. Although this has been in circulation for many years, we have found it simply cannot be improved upon.

Should you have any queries you can reach us on 1800-what-did-I-do

Thank you.

We hope you have many years of enjoyment with your Rottweiler.

Please be aware that by the time you have read this, your warranty will have run out.
Unfortunately, we do not renew warranties and we do not offer refunds or returns..ever. It’s your problem now.

**borrowed from another Rottie site. Not mine but the Rottie is mine **


People ask why is she so thin?
Answer: because she never stops. Trust me she eats well!


Koda’s first trip to the car wash!! 🤣😂

The crew

The crew

Day 5 weigh in.  All doing well

Day 5 weigh in. All doing well


She’s tired.


Pink and yellow ( Pepper & Bruin) and snuggling. I can’t wait to get rid of this red light.

The 5 puppy litter from Charlie and Evo.

The 5 puppy litter from Charlie and Evo.


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We are proud to announce:

Charlie and Evo are expecting.

Estimated Whelp date:9/29/2019

We will be accepting applications for consideration soon.


Playing with her best buddy while camping.




Abington, MA





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