04/08/2026
Time for Bruno's review:
"I hear I’ve been pipped to the post. Again! That spindly brother of mine gets all the treats, I swear. Cooper doesn’t have to catch treats behind a fence either. Oh yeah, and Kathleen’s throwing technique needs some work.
It’s not yet clear to me why anyone would relegate Moi. I mean who wouldn’t be beguiled by my broad frame, my patchwork coat, and these pointy ears?
Apparently my eating prowess needs a handicap, just like those golf champions. Kathleen’s very clever at suggesting these games to distract me.
I know Mum can get the spoon out, but for some reason, my meaty delights are hidden down quite a long tube. My technique for extraction is good, but gosh I have to work.
It’s most distracting to my food focus when Kathleen decides to add in the hands thing, but it’s actually quite nice, and I’ve discovered a new talent for multi-tasking.
Recently Kathleen has been trying all her new tricks on me. I’ve even experienced tail traction, goodness me! Despite Mum collapsing into laughter at this point, it’s just the cherry on top for my treatment. And I think my tail does look rather good in its extended glamour pose, white tip aloft.
All in all, I’ll accept the delayed gratification with good grace. After all, I am Bruno, the gentleman doglet. Kathleen is worth the wait (and so is the grub!)….
Sneeze sneeze.
Bruno"
