Poop Patrol

19/03/2026

Even I’m guilty sometimes 😅

Here at P**p Patrol, today I’ve been busy cleaning up after my own two boys, Rudy & Buckley 🐾

Life gets busy… the weather’s been rubbish… and before you know it, things start to pile up 👀💩

So if your garden’s looking a little like mine did today… don’t worry, you’re definitely not alone!

👉 That’s exactly why I offer Mega Scoops – perfect for getting everything back under control!

18/03/2026

🐶 GET YOUR GARDEN READY FOR THE WARMER WEATHER! 💩☀️

The warmer days are on the way… which means more time outside, BBQs, kids playing in the garden… 👀

But first… let’s tackle what’s been hiding out there all winter 😅

👉 Book your MEGA SCOOPS now with P**p Patrol!

Our mega clean-ups are perfect for getting your garden back to a fresh, clean, usable space—just in time for spring 🌿

And don’t forget…
We also offer:
✨ Weekly scoops
✨ Fortnightly scoops

So once it’s clean, we’ll keep it that way 🙌

No mess. No stress. Just a spotless garden ready to enjoy.

📲 Message now to get booked in before slots fill up!

17/03/2026

🚨 DOG OWNERS – THIS ONE’S FOR YOU! 🐶💩

What a busy day we’ve had today at P**p Patrol! 🙌
Lots of happy customers and freshly cleaned gardens – thank you so much for all the enquiries and bookings, the support has been amazing!

⚠️ We’re now filling up fast for this week, with only a few slots remaining! ⚠️

10/03/2026

🐶💩 A quick message from P**p Patrol.

Firstly, thank you to everyone who has enquired or booked with P**p Patrol over the last few weeks. The support has been amazing and I’m very grateful! 🙏

I’ve noticed that quite a few people feel a little embarrassed reaching out about dog waste removal… and honestly, when I first started this business, I felt a bit embarrassed offering it too!

But that quickly changed when I realised how much this service genuinely helps people. Life gets busy, sometimes there are health or mobility reasons, or sometimes you just want to enjoy your garden without the hassle.

Whatever the reason — there’s absolutely no judgement and no explanation needed.

I’m here to help, and every booking supports my business, which I’m incredibly thankful for.

So if you need a hand keeping your garden clean…
**P**p Patrol has you covered.**

06/03/2026

06/03/2026

Hi everyone 👋

Are you a dog owner who loves your dog but doesn’t love clearing up the mess in the garden? That’s exactly where P**p Patrol can help 🐾

I run a local dog waste removal service based in Worthing, helping keep gardens clean, safe and poop-free for busy pet owners.

Whether it’s because you’re busy, have mobility issues, have multiple dogs, are renting out a property, or simply don’t want to deal with the mess — whatever the reason, we’re here to help.

💩 One-off cleans or regular visits
🐶 Pet-friendly products
✅ Fully insured and reliable

We offer a discreet and confidential service, and we’re completely non-judgemental – life gets busy and we understand that.

Prices start from £15, with discounts for regular scoops!

Feel free to message me if you’d like more information or to book your first visit.
Supporting local businesses really means a lot! 🐶