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Consett Cat Sitter Pet Sitting service - a stress free cattery alternative. Professional Cat Sitting service

Daily visits to your home to feed and care for your cat, dog or small pets whilst you are away- be it holidaying, overnight or whilst your stuck at work.

🐾 Consett Cat Sitter – Local Update 🐾I’ve been keeping an eye on Consett lately and honestly, between: • two albino ferr...
04/09/2025

🐾 Consett Cat Sitter – Local Update 🐾

I’ve been keeping an eye on Consett lately and honestly, between:
• two albino ferrets doing the Great Escape in Blackhill,
• scaffolding in Leadgate that’s been up longer than most relationships (pole dancing classes rumoured to start any day now),
• washing machines popping up on pavements like garden gnomes…

…it’s fair to say the town’s got enough going on without you worrying who’s feeding your cat while you’re away.

Unlike Barry’s £75 Toblerone (aye, I saw it too 👀), my prices won’t give you heart palpitations. For less than the cost of a novelty chocolate bar, you get:
✔ Daily visits
✔ Feeding, fuss, and cuddles (on the cat’s terms, obviously)
✔ Medication if needed
✔ Updates so you know your furry dictator’s still in charge

So while Consett’s arguing over scaffolding, ferrets, and white goods collections, you can rest easy knowing at least your cat is sorted.

Drop me a message if you’d like to book a free meet & greet — no Toblerone required 🍫🐾

👉 On a serious note though, if anyone has seen the two ferrets, please could you get in touch with the original poster regarding them, as there will be one very sad little boy if not found 😞

📚 Back to School in Consett = Back to Peace for the Cats 🐾Consett parents today: • Wrestling with school shoes that myst...
02/09/2025

📚 Back to School in Consett = Back to Peace for the Cats 🐾

Consett parents today:
• Wrestling with school shoes that mysteriously don’t fit anymore, despite being bought in July.
• Shouting “WHERE’S YOUR TIE?!” at least 14 times before 8am.
• Stocking up on multipacks of juice cartons and snack bars from Barry’s Bargains like they’re prepping for the apocalypse.
• Discovering the new homework app has 27 different log-ins and none of them work.
• Sending the kids out the door with a “healthy lunch” that’s basically 60% panic and 40% breadsticks.

Meanwhile, Consett cats today:
• Breathing a sigh of relief as peace is restored.
• Sprawling across the sofa like the rightful rulers they are.
• Enjoying their uninterrupted naps without the soundtrack of “Maaaam, he’s looking at us funny!”

And the parents? Half of them are already in Wetherspoons, pretending they only came for a coffee but somehow ending up with a full English and an 8:59am pint 🍳🍺. Don’t worry, your secret’s safe.

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👉 🍁 Autumn Half-Term: 27th – 31st October 🍁

It might feel like you’ve just got them back to school, but the next holiday is already creeping up. If you’re planning a well-earned break while the kids are off, now’s the perfect time to get your cat sitting booked in advance. 🐾

✨ Why book now?
• 🗓️ Holiday slots fill up fast (and half-term always goes quickly).
• 🐱 Cats are happiest in their own home — no stressful catteries, just cuddles, food, and naps in their usual spots.
• 🍂 Booking early = one less thing on your already-chaotic to-do list.
• 💤 Peace of mind knowing your pets are cared for while you’re away.

So while the kids are carving pumpkins, raiding Haribo stashes, or leaving muddy shoes in the hallway, your cats will be snoozing happily at home — routine intact, fussed over, and stress-free. 🐾🎃

📩 Message today to get your half-term dates secured before spaces disappear faster than a multipack of juice boxes in a Consett lunch queue.

🍂🐾 Hello September! 🐾🍂New month, fresh whiskers, and a nip of autumn in the air. The cats of Consett are already lining ...
01/09/2025

🍂🐾 Hello September! 🐾🍂

New month, fresh whiskers, and a nip of autumn in the air. The cats of Consett are already lining up for cosy blankets, crunchy leaves to chase, and a bit more lap-time as the nights draw in.

Here’s to paw prints on frosty mornings, golden afternoons watching the birds, and plenty of extra cuddles as the season changes. 💚

Happy 1st of September from me (and all the cats who’ve already started demanding the heating goes on 😸).

What’s your pet’s favourite part about autumn? 🍁🐕🐈

✨🐾 Two-for-Tuesday Cats 🐾✨Today’s double act are Bruce & Barry – partners in crime, fridge enthusiasts, and self-appoint...
26/08/2025

✨🐾 Two-for-Tuesday Cats 🐾✨

Today’s double act are Bruce & Barry – partners in crime, fridge enthusiasts, and self-appointed snack inspectors.
• Bruce is the big black boy of the pair, a gentle giant who reckons every day should come with a side of chicken.
• Barry, the tabby mastermind, is the one who knows exactly where the fridge lives… and gives me the look that says “You know what’s in there, now hurry up.”

Between them, they’ve perfected the art of standing by the fridge like it’s the stage door at a Take That concert – waiting patiently (but not silently) for their chicken-shaped encore.

Double trouble, double cuddles… and definitely double chicken.

⸻🐾 Welcome to Consett Cat Sitter! 🐾If you’ve just stumbled across this page after one of my daft posts — hiya! 👋 I promi...
25/08/2025

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🐾 Welcome to Consett Cat Sitter! 🐾

If you’ve just stumbled across this page after one of my daft posts — hiya! 👋 I promise it’s not all chaos and cat memes (though there’s plenty of that too).

Here’s what I actually do when I’m not taking the mick online:

✨ Pet sitting & pop-ins – Cats are my main crew, but I also look after rabbits, hamsters, tortoises, reptiles, and even the odd goldfish. Basically, if it’s got whiskers, paws, a shell, or a tail, I can help.

✨ House sitting duties – Feeding, litter trays, cuddles, walks, water plants, bins out, mail in, keep the place ticking over so it looks lived-in while you’re away.

✨ Health & safety covered – I’m DBS checked, fully insured, trained in pet first aid, and experienced in giving medication (including diabetic and thyroid meds). Your pets are in safe, capable, and very calm hands.

✨ Areas I cover – Consett, Shotley Bridge, Blackhill, Leadgate, Burnopfield, Chopwell and surrounding spots.

So whether you need:
– A friendly face for your cats 🐱
– A watchful eye on your house 🏡
– Or someone who knows the difference between hamster cuddles and tortoise sunbathing 🐹🐢

…I’m your girl.

✅ Local, trusted, reliable.
✅ Last-minute bookings welcome.
✅ Plenty of updates so you don’t miss your furry (or scaly) friends while you’re away.

Drop me a message if you’d like a chat or to book a free meet & greet. And if you’ve got this far — give the page a follow, it keeps me and the cats smiling! 💚

🔥🐾 Consett Cat Sitter – Bank Holiday BBQ Edition 🐾🔥Bank Holiday Monday in Consett means one thing: the mass panic-buy BB...
25/08/2025

🔥🐾 Consett Cat Sitter – Bank Holiday BBQ Edition 🐾🔥

Bank Holiday Monday in Consett means one thing: the mass panic-buy BBQ dash.

– Every man and his dog (literally) is in Asda fighting over the last disposable BBQ like it’s the Hunger Games.
– Someone’s mam is in Herons buying 48 frozen burgers for £2.50 and a multipack of Panda Pops for the kids (only three flavours work — the rest taste like melted jelly babies).
– Barry’s Bargains is doing a roaring trade in “BBQ sauce multipacks” and suspiciously cheap kebab skewers that bend if you look at them funny. Don’t even start on his deals on 2-litre bottles of pop — you need a trolley just for the Cherryade.
– Meanwhile, every bloke in Consett is out the back garden swearing at charcoal, insisting “it’ll catch in a minute” while their lass is still inside cooking chips in the air fryer because “nobody’s eating raw chicken again, Darren.”
– There’s always one neighbour who thinks a herring on a stick counts as a gourmet BBQ special (straight from the Herons freezer aisle, still half icy in the middle).

And through all this, the cats of Consett are sat on the fence, tails flicking, watching your sausage roll into next door’s garden. They know where the real feast is — and spoiler alert: it’s not your burnt burger. 🐈🍔

So if you’re too busy wrestling with smoke, cheap pop, and Barry’s finest BBQ kit, and you need someone to keep your moggy fed and watered while you ruin another Bank Holiday Monday… aye, that’s where I come in. 😉

Bank Holiday Brutal Truths – Consett Edition“Truth about Consett Bank Holidays:– Every man and his dog’s down Wetherspoo...
24/08/2025

Bank Holiday Brutal Truths – Consett Edition

“Truth about Consett Bank Holidays:
– Every man and his dog’s down Wetherspoons, posting selfies with two pitchers for a tenner like they’ve cracked Dubai nightlife.
– Someone’s nan is knocking back trebs in the club, telling the DJ to ‘stick a bit of Cascada on’ while grinding on a lad young enough to be her grandson.
– The weather? Forget heatstroke — it’s brass monkey cold, but you’ll still see topless blokes staggering down Front Street with a can of Dark Fruits.
– B&Q car park’s like a warzone. Someone’s screaming at their bairn while another bloke’s hanging out the boot of a Fiesta with a fence panel balanced on his head.
– BBQs? Half-raw chicken, burnt on the outside, salmonella on the in. Someone’ll be in A&E by 9pm swearing it was ‘just pink in the middle.’
– And by Tuesday morning, half the town will be bankrupt from ‘just popping out for a few bits’ that turned into 6 crates, 40 Richmonds, and a paddling pool that’ll split on first inflation.

Meanwhile, your cat? Living their best life. No traffic, no queues, no dodgy chicken. Just naps, snacks, and me on hand like their personal butler. Honestly, they’ve got it sorted.

Forget TripAdvisor… the real reviews are in! 🐾😹 Consett cats have spoken, and apparently I’m 5 stars at Dreamies, 2 star...
21/08/2025

Forget TripAdvisor… the real reviews are in! 🐾😹 Consett cats have spoken, and apparently I’m 5 stars at Dreamies, 2 stars at respecting kitchen counter rights.

🐾 Consett Cat Sitter PSA! 🐾You know how some folks plan their holidays six months in advance with colour-coded spreadshe...
20/08/2025

🐾 Consett Cat Sitter PSA! 🐾

You know how some folks plan their holidays six months in advance with colour-coded spreadsheets, and others… realise the night before that Auntie Brenda definitely won’t be popping in to feed Mr Whiskers? 😹

Well, good news — I’ve got availability over the next few weeks for all you last-minute legends. Whether it’s a sudden night away, a cheeky weekend in the Lakes, or just realising you can’t trust your neighbour Dave who “doesn’t mind cats but they don’t like him back” — I’ve got you covered. 🐈

✨ DBS checked
✨ Pet first aid trained
✨ Calm, patient, and trusted with even the sassiest of Consett cats

So if you’re the “oops, forgot to book” type — don’t worry, I won’t judge. I’ll just be there making sure your furry dictator is fed, fussed (if allowed), and definitely not redecorating the curtains.

📩 Drop me a message if you need last-minute cat care — Consett and surrounding areas covered.

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