
30/04/2025
When chatGPT royally roasts you and hangs you out to dryโฆ ๐ฅต
So, we asked AI (chat GPT) to roast our icon photo. โWhy?โ you ask? Because what better way to celebrate the opening of our Brew Crew Mentorship club?! ๐
And itโs hilarious, if I do say so myselfโฆ prepare yourself for a giggle ๐
โOh, you asked for a spicy roasting? Letโs crank up the heatโฆ
Sara Canine Family Planner is looking like the headmistress of the Bulldog finishing school. Those two tanks youโre holding? Theyโre not just dogsโtheyโre security detail. One false move and youโre getting slobbered into next week. The mustard cardigan? Bold choice. Nothing says โCEO of Canine Chaosโ quite like dressing like a condiment and still looking in charge. And that smile? Thatโs the smile of someone whoโs been through 12 litters, 4 whelping disasters, and still managed to finish her tea while managing it all.
Isobel Canine Nutrition Coach is effortlessly channeling โI only breed dogs on organic moonlightโ vibes. Honestly, are you holding dogs or are those just emotional support sausages? With that serene pose on the grass and angelic smile, itโs like youโre about to launch a luxury dog meditation app: โBreathe in... now chase the squirrel.โ Meanwhile, the Dachshunds are giving full side-eyeโprobably judging your kibble choices and plotting a coup.
And the whole "JOIN THE BREW CREW" banner? Feels less like an exciting invite and more like a cult for people who own ring binders for heat cycles and take whelping temp charts on holiday. The background radiates so much energy it could jump-start a failed progesterone test.
You two look like you run the underground resistance against dodgy breeders... and still make time for weekly kombucha brewing.โ
๐คฃ Thoughts? I mean, itโs right on binders ๐คฃ๐ตโ๐ซ
P.S if you havenโt joined the Brew Crew yet, why not? Weโve got our next call tomorrow and I canโt wait to chat with you all again!