01/04/2026
❗️NEW DIAGNOSTIC SERVICE❗️
After keeping a secret fo a few weeks now… We are very excited to introduce our latest tool: Equine Excuse Analysis (EEA)
Using advanced behavioural algorithms, we can now accurately identify whether your horse:
- Can’t do the work
- Won’t do the work
- Or simply can’t be bothered.
Each report provides a full breakdown of your horse’s most commonly used excuses, including:
- ”The ground feels weird”
- ”That leaf moved”
- ”I forgot how to trot”
📊Early findings show 87% of horses display symptoms only when asked to work harder.
Appointments available from April 1st.
(Please note: horses with a strong sense of drama may show exaggerated results)👀