Sheath Hygienist Ulster

06/06/2026

The lovely Darcy who hails from Italy is not too thrilled with the 6 spikey beans that were living rent free in his poor sheath. Like 6 spikey little thorns! His face certainly needs deliverance! He is appauled.

06/06/2026

**WARNING** GRAPHIC CONTENT VIDEO**

Before looking at this, this is not the owners fault. This lovely horse mama bought this elderly gelding from a mountain in Sligo where he was just forgot about for years. Look how rotting the sheath is! She did the right thing by booking me straight away. He was cleaned out well, dried and some lovely sudo cream to sooth the nasty sore parts.

PLEASE stop forgetting about the sheaths of elderly horses or retired guys. Just because they arent in work doesnt mean you just forget. They gather a lot of grott! Beans! And become harrassed with flies. They are exposed to the elements so any tar and smega actually hardens and dries like plaster on a wall. Its hard to remove.

Can i also just say this woman is an inspiration. Not only did she take him on, she ended up buyng back a horse she sold years ago when she saw him skin and bone on a dealers page in the uk . She had him travelled back to Co Armagh. They defo landed on their feet with her!!

05/06/2026

Hey local Fermanagh and Tyrone folk. Whos coming with me?

03/06/2026

03/06/2026

Who else has decided to NOT to get a horses sheath cleaned as they are one of the following?

1. Highly strung
2. Doesnt like new people
3. Tickilish
4. Never had it done and afraid of how they will react
5. Usually needs a sedative for other treatments. So probably will for this too.

Well! We almost didnt bother to do this horse as the owner maybe thought i would be stretchered off in an ambulance. But i had a wee chat with him.

John Joe is here to tell all the other male horses that a sheath clean is actually one of the most fantastic things he ever got done in his life!! And not to be scared. What a reaction.

03/06/2026

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Makenna Netzer, Judith Lyttle, Sophie W'Banks, Elora McGahern, Molly Anderson, Moto Sorenson-Baker, Joanne Mcconn, Sarah Smith, Jade Morrison Oreilly, Samantha 'wolfe' Higley, Jules Moezert, Lisa Ferguson

03/06/2026

I got over 500 reactions on my posts last week! Thanks everyone for your support! 🎉

02/06/2026

Thinking of finding a new home for Mister Baby the 2 year old c**t. Hes so pretty he looks like a unicorn from another world. Good with kids and used to dogs and cats. Will eat anything. Is a lively little fella who will probably need gelded.

He has done his own wee advert in his own wee words. Bless his heart.

02/06/2026

Hes measuring the room to see if he can get in! then escape fast enough when the panic sets in!

31/05/2026

Sometimes I wonder why people once believed horses came from the heavens.

Maybe because there has always been something more in their eyes than just an animal. Something impossible to explain with words. Loyalty that asks for nothing in return. Strength that never needs to prove itself. And a silence that heals deeper than any conversation ever could.

In this image, the horse doesn’t look merely majestic. It feels like a being that appears during the darkest moments of life — when a person is close to losing themselves completely. When all that remains is coldness, disappointment, and a silence so heavy it becomes hard to breathe.

And then suddenly, someone appears beside you. Someone who doesn’t ask why you are broken. Doesn’t judge you. Doesn’t demand explanations. They simply stay.

That’s what horses do.

They don’t save us with words. They save us with presence. With one look. One gentle touch of the muzzle against your hand. One calm breath beside you.

People often think strength means defeating everyone around you. But true strength is being a light for someone who has lived in darkness for far too long.

Sometimes one horse can do more for a human soul than dozens of people ever could. Because animals do not pretend. They do not wear masks. Their love is honest. Their trust is real. And their pain is silent.

Maybe that is why, when we look at creatures like this, they seem almost heavenly. As if they remember a world without betrayal, lies, or cruelty.

And honestly…
I’m beginning to believe that some horses enter our lives for a reason.

They come to pull us out of the darkness.
To teach us how to trust again.
To remind us that even after the worst storm, the sky will eventually open.

And maybe real angels do not always have human faces.

Sometimes they come to us with wings… a mane… and kind eyes where we can finally find peace while the whole world around us is falling apart.