
30/08/2025
The human says when you’re my age every day should be treated like your birthday, and I must say my current friends at the kennel do an excellent job at this. Although… they seem to have missed the “go to the pet shop, buy me loads of toys, wrap them up and repeat daily” memo?? Meh, no bother, I’ll just pop it on their monthly review.
Now, today was a little different… today I DID get all the presents! Excellent effort from my personal servant – clearly she’s been paying attention for once. Still, don’t get too smug human, I’ve got some notes for you as well: less talking, more toy throwing. Nobody has time to listen to your rambling when there’s squeakers to be destroyed.
So yes, happy birthday to me… every single day, forever. If you need me, I’ll be over here being spoiled, admired, and generally living like the king I clearly am😌
All my love,
Brodie Bear xx❤️🐾