09/12/2025
🌟 HELLO HOOMANS, I’M STANLEE! 🌟
Yes, THE Stanlee. Nearly 11 years old, powered by snacks, chaos, and unlimited charm. 😎🐾
You may notice my stylish black snoot — no, it’s not mud, I think it makes me look quite distinguished. I had cancer treatment a few years ago, smashed it like an absolute legend, and kept the fancy new nose as a souvenir. 💪🖤
I’m now retired from Being Brave and fully committed to my true passions:
✨ Being mischievous
✨ Demanding cuddles
✨ Ignoring commands and doing whatever I want
and being the centre of my mummy’s entire universe (as I should be)
Oh, and did I mention I have a premium dog food named after me? That’s right. I’m not just a good boy — I’m a brand.
Please address me as Sir Stanlee of Snacks from now on. Thank you. Walkden Town Centre Walkden community