03/09/2026
๐ฑ๐น ๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐๐๐ญ ๐ ๐๐ญ๐ฌ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ฉ๐ก๐จ๐ง๐ ๐๐จ๐ซ ๐๐ข๐ฏ๐ ๐ฆ๐ข๐ง๐ฎ๐ญ๐๐ฌโฆ ๐ฐ๐ก๐๐ญ ๐๐ซ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ ๐๐จ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐ข๐ซ๐ฌ๐ญ?
Let's be realistic. They're not checking the weather or replying to your messages.
They're far too busy:
๐ Ordering 200 packets of Dreamies
๐ซ Blocking the vet
โญ Leaving themselves a five-star review
๐ฌ Messaging the neighbour's cat
๐ฅ Turning the heating up to 27ยฐC
And that's assuming they haven't already changed your Amazon password and subscribed to next-day treat delivery. ๐
Five minutes is actually a dangerously long time to give a cat unsupervised access to a phone...
๐ What would YOUR cat do first? Wrong answers very welcome! ๐น๐