Turd Burglars - Professional Dog Waste Removal

28/05/2026

OK, PEOPLE WITH A DIRTY GARDEN!
KEEP IT PRIVATE UNTIL IT’S DONE.

We’re kicking off the
TURD BURGLARS GARDEN MESS RESCUE.

✔ Just minutes to book.
✔ No stress.
✔ No mess.

In one visit, you’ll smell the difference.
In two visits, your neighbours will notice.
In three visits, you’ll never go back.

💩 TURD BURGLARS 💩
STEALING THE MESS.
RAISING THE STANDARD.

28/05/2026

The revelation is here.

People are finally realising that even the dirtiest jobs can be done with style, professionalism, and power.

💩 TURD BURGLARS 💩
Stealing the mess. Raising the standard.

20/05/2026

No time To busy aching body!! Then Turd Burglars are for you !! All your Doggy P**p cleared Professionally !!
Special Discount for Disabled / Over 60's !!
Ring now to get booked in.
Limited spaces left !!!

13/05/2026

6 more spaces to be filled in this area.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are very pleased to announce our extra special offers and new price and structure.You will not find a deal like this.Anywhere in the uk guaranteed.

07/05/2026

Ladies and gentlemen, we are very pleased to announce our extra special offers and new price and structure.You will not find a deal like this.Anywhere in the uk guaranteed.

01/05/2026

GOOD MORNING !!!
were getting really busy at the moment , which is great .
Our prices go from £4.85 .
Please checkout our new website

29/04/2026

We don't do it for the money which is why our prices are not high.

We do it to help people and to save people time.

Spreading the love 💩 by 💩 🤣🤣
A very affordable luxury, less than a window cleaner, less than a wheelie bin clean, less than the milk in fact less than most home services.
Free trials now available and prices are from £4.85
Book a free trial today.