Turd Burglars - Professional Dog Waste Removal

27/07/2026

💚 A Bittersweet Message from Turd Burglars 💚

Today we'd like to send our heartfelt condolences to one of our wonderful customers, who sadly lost her much-loved dog on Thursday.

It's moments like these that remind us our job is about so much more than keeping gardens clean. We're privileged to be a small part of the lives of so many amazing dogs and their families, and we know just how much love they bring into a home.

We'd also like to thank our customer for her kind words about our service over the time we looked after her garden. While we're saddened that our services are no longer needed, we're truly grateful that she chose Turd Burglars and allowed us to help.

🌈 Run free over the Rainbow Bridge, faithful friend. You'll always be loved and never forgotten.

As a result, we now have one regular service slot available in the Crewe and Nantwich area. If you've been thinking about joining the Turd Burglars family, now is the perfect opportunity.

🐾 Reliable, friendly and professional.
🌿 Keeping gardens clean, safe and fresh.

If you'd like to claim this available slot, send us a message or get in touch today.

Please join us in sending love and condolences to our customer during this difficult time. ❤️

09/07/2026

Good afternoon, hope everyone's enjoying the lovely sunshine.
We all know that the sunshine comes with smelly lawns, especially artificial grass.

So we've added an extra service to keep you all happy and using your outdoor space.
PM For more inquiries

28/05/2026

OK, PEOPLE WITH A DIRTY GARDEN!
KEEP IT PRIVATE UNTIL IT’S DONE.

We’re kicking off the
TURD BURGLARS GARDEN MESS RESCUE.

✔ Just minutes to book.
✔ No stress.
✔ No mess.

In one visit, you’ll smell the difference.
In two visits, your neighbours will notice.
In three visits, you’ll never go back.

💩 TURD BURGLARS 💩
STEALING THE MESS.
RAISING THE STANDARD.

28/05/2026

The revelation is here.

People are finally realising that even the dirtiest jobs can be done with style, professionalism, and power.

💩 TURD BURGLARS 💩
Stealing the mess. Raising the standard.

20/05/2026

No time To busy aching body!! Then Turd Burglars are for you !! All your Doggy P**p cleared Professionally !!
Special Discount for Disabled / Over 60's !!
Ring now to get booked in.
Limited spaces left !!!

13/05/2026

6 more spaces to be filled in this area.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are very pleased to announce our extra special offers and new price and structure.You will not find a deal like this.Anywhere in the uk guaranteed.

07/05/2026

Ladies and gentlemen, we are very pleased to announce our extra special offers and new price and structure.You will not find a deal like this.Anywhere in the uk guaranteed.

01/05/2026

GOOD MORNING !!!
were getting really busy at the moment , which is great .
Our prices go from £4.85 .
Please checkout our new website

29/04/2026

We don't do it for the money which is why our prices are not high.

We do it to help people and to save people time.

Spreading the love 💩 by 💩 🤣🤣
A very affordable luxury, less than a window cleaner, less than a wheelie bin clean, less than the milk in fact less than most home services.
Free trials now available and prices are from £4.85
Book a free trial today.